Sara

I love random acts of kindness and all things chocolate ❤️ Blunt yet kind ❤️Dance floor dominator ❤️ Mom ❤️

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@TheAtlantic Teachers do not have the PPE that nurses do. Teachers are not told when their students have COVID or have been exposed to it. Teachers are stuffed in rooms with too many students and they also make way less than nurses.

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No one has ever made a pocket protector as sexy as @ZacharyLevi . #chuck #heartthrob

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@HamiltonHealth I really wanted to work as a COVID tracer but not digging the idea of mandatory in person training. 😞

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

I dreamed that I was dating @cameronmonaghan and it was pretty much the most perfect dream ever in the history of dreams.

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@AppleSupport Thank you so much! I’m getting a message together and will DM you in a bit.

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@AppleSupport my iPhone 7 has Loop Disease. I don’t want to go to the store bc of COVID. Can anything be done?

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@Apple My iPhone 7 has Loop Disease. I don’t want to go into the store bc or COVID. What can I do?

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@IAMS why is my dog’s food out of stock everywhere that sells it?! I’ve tried at least a dozen stores and websites.

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

How does @joshgad have all these phone numbers to talk to these brilliant minds on @ReunitedApart ?! Can you fucking imagine???!!!

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

Watched @scoob . So so disappointed the brilliant @MatthewLillard wasn’t the voice of Shaggy. What were they thinking?! It wasn’t the same and he didn’t even say “like” enough.

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@DrAmyActon how safe is it to get our dog groomed right now?

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

During this pandemic we are revisiting an old love by introducing our son to Chuck. One of greatest shows ever made! I hope @Y_Strahovski kept her Weinerlicious name tag. #chuck #AmazonPrimeVideo

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@meijer are you waiving the $5 pickup fee during these times?

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@GovMikeDeWine to boost Ohio economy, to help with people who have lost their job and to further help us flatten the curve, it would be so great to have gas station attendants! Gas stations are essential and they could employ so many people. Thanks for all you’re doing!!

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@AppleSupport Thank you!

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@Google @Microsoft @Apple Do you offer educator discounts? I need a laptop now that school is closed and I have to do remote teaching. Can’t find email addresses to email directly. #helpateacherout

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@kroger I’m just seeing this reply. Thank you for taking the time to write it. Also, thank you for your continued hard work during this pandemic. Kroger and all of your employees are heroes during this time!

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

@kroger know what would be great during this trying time? Shutting some stores down to the public, and only doing Pickup. Employees can stock shelves and fill online orders, and the public will have more social distance. Just a thought. I love that you’ve changed the hours!

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

Gah! Could the flower on @MaskedSingerFOX be @MacyGraysLife ?! #maskedsinger

[Sara @SprinkleOfSnark]

We know who the Thingamajig is on @MaskedSingerFOX . My husband is a big fan of his. @NicoleScherzy, you should go for it!!! He seems like a really good guy! #maskedsinger #maskedsingerfox #ThingamajigMask