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Bad jokes for days. Came for the laughs, stayed for the outrage. #WhatWouldKeanuDo

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Fun fact: Silkie chickens look super badass, confused, and like they’re eves dropping on the neighborhood’s juicy gossip, all at the same time.

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@MulhollandL0ver @historyinmemes I don’t know how I was expecting it to end but it certainly wasn’t THAT.

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Nothing to see here folks. The 🍆 measuring contest is over. Back to our regular programming.

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@cerealtndencies @greek_heanen Wait ‘till you try coffee cake…

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@coolmom42069 @ObiCynKenobi OMG! But wait! There’s more!

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Clearwater Florida, who are they?

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Not me clutching my pearls with a big gasp when I find out that my @FishdomOfficial fish talk crap behind my back whenever I don’t pass a level 😳🤣🤣

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@Figensport @mbearphoenix Baby’s already over it.

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@smc429 He’s talking as if we have our heads in the sand, we are aware of all of this, we don’t need to give him a platform. That orange testicle was, is, and always will be a piece of sh*t. And there are millions who want him to be president again. We know, Anderson, we fu*king know

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@CNN Umm… absolutely no one is surprised by this.

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Donald Trump, CNN town Hall should’ve never happened

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@NeilLowenthal1 A futon?

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

I hope that when we look back at this moment, with American democracy still very much in peril, that CNN can be proud knowing that the way they met this moment was to voluntarily platform the guy whose last act in office was to try and steal the election-- all for a ratings grab.

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@edwardderuiter Paddington Bear in disguise.

[National Center for Missing & Exploited Children @NCMEC]

#MISSING
Nyla was last seen on March 3, 2023 in #Columbus, #Georgia.
https://t.co/1mrUKuuC7V

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@ThatEricAlper

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@murphyb849 @joncoopertweets @johnpavlovitz FFS is that a Captain America shirt? 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@MikeSington Let them eat American pie!

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@punished_cait I don’t understand the concept of it being a “selfish decision”. People that don’t want kids don’t owe kids to society or the human race. Plus if you’re a “capable adult” you can make your own decisions about how to live your life.

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@UpBeatSkeletor Me: That’s ridiculous.
Also me: GASP! Why didn’t anyone think of this before?! Take my money!

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@MadScientistFF period