Patrick

nothing good is free

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

I love my girlfriend

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

kidnapped until you can do an labiodental lateral fricative

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

The plot thinnens

[jolie @jigslahw]

When you’re the new kid but you become friends with the eyes and the ears of this place

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

F u b. M o F, f e b.

[jolie @jigslahw]

Free cheese is only found in a mousetrap. Remember that.

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

@PerreAye lol just saw the reply

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

@PerreAye I need a gf in my life asap it’s the same for me

[Perré Aye @PerreAye]

I be sad then I be right back talking to women

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

@randyhornthrop Yes 🙌

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

@randyhornthrop Finally got this one.

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

@glandularfeet Tweet more, ass.

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

@dope_ah_freak LOL

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

@jigslahw This one is marvelous

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

@jigslahw Came back to see again it’s marvelous still

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

@dope_ah_freak The free bleed one was super funny but the Dubai chocolate one wasn’t so funny it might have been cringe or maybe I’m just not in the right head space to find it funny. Ask Harry and ask him if he thinks it was funny . And let me know . Just to get another opinion

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

Wuh if we ‘ad uh rohm cohm wheah tha too main charactahs dih‘nt loike each uvuh at tha staht, anven vey’ad tew grow tah loike each uvuh boy va end uhduh feelm.

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

@jigslahw Pourquoi il donne l’air de Leela ? #l’airdeleela

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

@jigslahw Why is this giving leela ? #leela

[Patrick @SprintyJohn]

Never get caught recording a Memoji #memoji

(Tweet inspired by texting @glandularfeet )