Wolf Spritzer

Rhetorically fine with my sparkling wine. Crushing beers and roasting first years. @national_roast columnist. UOttawa Model Parliament Media Team 2018.

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REPORT: As of 11:35 AM EST @PartiCLIQUE member @JoshWennerMP has failed to be "woke".

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Mysteriously I too will be unavailable for this sitting in the House, it has no connection to @JamesCollieMP, its because uhh for uhhh personal reasons, yea personal reasons

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@TrevorStewartMP My forehead is normal size! My hairline is not so normal.... why do you always talk about size? Little self-conscious about the size of your caucus?

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@TrevorStewartMP I think you of all people would hope it's not 1837, considering you wouldn't be able to use 4 metric tons of hair gel.

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BRAVE CANADIAN LEGEND RISKS LIFE ATTEMPTING NEW HEIGHTS FOR THE NATION #foreverindebt #trueCanadianhero https://t.co/lgq7bgIhAv

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@MattBouldenMPSP Guys I'm like Hannah Montana u and @anstey_mp gotta stop taking off my wig #BestofBothWorlds

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@anstey_mp @CraigM_GG @DanielleWMP wrong account who dis

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@CraigM_GG @DanielleWMP @anstey_mp x a million

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@AndrewPotterMP @anstey_mp @nolantoscanoMMP In their defence it's pretty bad PR to support traitors #DoAnythingForAMinistry

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Practically like an independent film with all these b-list actors #Sundance https://t.co/D7LWrzGRQY

[Rt. Hon. Georgia Stanley, MP PC OC @MPGeorgiaS]

Congratulations to our Shadow Cabinet! Félicitations à notre Cabinet fantôme!

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@uOMP_Park @TonyBui_MPSP @WAVE_MPSP18 ur like a broken record, a very nerdy one

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Next up in parties as pics!!!

This next picture is a lot like @LePartiQuartier, as they're both cheap, prone to confusing anglophones and only enjoyed by a very small amount of Canadians. #KnockOffSwisCalet #KnockOffParty

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SCANDAL: @MGiesbrechtMP caught using the ol' copy-and-paste technique more than a kid in grade nine French class. #CarbonCopyLeaders #BadComms

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@CASK_mpsp18 Who is Caylie Dyer???? How can @CASK_mpsp18 provide an effective opposition if you can't even spell right?? I mean can you guys even spell opposition??? @anstey_mp @MPCaileyDyer smh

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@HonRudolphDamas I waited three days for this? What you need to chase are some better comebacks. You may be young but you ain't getting it.

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Next up in parties as pics!!!

This is a great tale that is still more realistic than a @ModelGOT government. #MoveOutOfYourMomsBasement

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Next up in parties as pics!!!!

To the left represents how successful @PartiCLIQUE 's @HonRudolphDamas thinks he is, and to the right is how successful 39 seats (less than 1 eighth of the Canadian HOC) actually is. #CloutlessPartyofMeeks

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Next up in parties as pics!!!

Picture: Representing how @CASK_mpsp18's double fisting led to no hands available to legislate and instead settled for opposition.

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In the next few days, I will be tweeting a picture that best resembles each MPSP party in order to provide information for those who need to catch up!

First up: this photo represents @WAVE_MPSP18's dominant majority in the house of commons.

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I thought you were made a general? Oh, wait that was Benedict Arnold, sorry I confuse my traitors sometimes. #MansWillDoAnythingForAMinistry https://t.co/znGssArDTY

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Is @ModelGOT still a thing? #AskingForAFriend