J. Doe

Devoted, embarrassing single mom. Passionate, indignant foodie. Occasional, bemused online dater.

[J. Doe @SprungAtLast]

Sooo, @Bumbershoot is open mike this year? #stillwaiting #bumbershoot

[J. Doe @SprungAtLast]

Herbert Hoover’s Sour Cream #Cookies https://t.co/sJr6OaUWkM #thejoyofcooking #presidentialrecipes #vintagerecipes

[John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz]

Can two deposed men share an apartment without driving each other crazy? Reince and Sean in THE ODD COUPLE

[J. Doe @SprungAtLast]

How many resumes will read "Trump Administration 2017-2017" by December 31? https://t.co/pLwEbJqBnH

[Garance Franke-Ruta @thegarance]

Trump so far has fired or driven out:
* NSA
* Deputy AG
* FBI director
* Comms director
* Press Sec
* Chief of staff

[NPR @NPR]

Reince Priebus' exit indicates the full decline in the White House of the RNC-led Washington wing. https://t.co/I4bB7JPxzz

[J. Doe @SprungAtLast]

@deb0815 Very appropriate autocorrect! Not a fail!

[J. Doe @SprungAtLast]

No, actually. No version of TrumpCare even got a simple majority. Get rid of DeVos and learn some math.

https://t.co/NlJZ7rxkVl

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

...Even though parts of healthcare could pass at 51, some really good things need 60. So many great future bills & budgets need 60 votes....

[J. Doe @SprungAtLast]

Ricotta, Lemon, and Blackberry #Muffins https://t.co/2dvUd0jTfC #thejoyofcooking #baking #blackberries

[J. Doe @SprungAtLast]

Deborah Madison’s #Potato and Chickpea Stew https://t.co/mXLIY0B3EO #thejoyofcooking #chickpeas #vegan #vegetarian

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Donald Trump could kill and eat a small child on the White House lawn and he would not be impeached be this Congress https://t.co/Ce6OATN0NS

[J. Doe @SprungAtLast]

@pblitstein Uh, can I be okay with the GOP being handcuffed to that anvil? Cause I kinda am.

[J. Doe @SprungAtLast]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone
https://t.co/9L0eFE3WeL

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

In other words: Joe Lieberman https://t.co/hKioeovoao

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

"It's Hillary's time, they said. Just let her have this, they insisted. She can't lose this time, they promised. THEY ARE ALL GOING TO PAY!"

[𝕹𝖊𝖆𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖞 🇱🇷 🇺🇦Stand with Ukraine @nealkelsey]

Pence is dirty. Ryan is dirty. Thus, Hatch.
#TrumpRussia #TrumpLeaks #ImpeachTrump https://t.co/bkS4vMX8gM

[J. Doe @SprungAtLast]

Priceless! https://t.co/xb3j7VwSth

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

As the Representative of Salem, MA, I can confirm that this is false. https://t.co/8yJIzZBSE8

[John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz]

Next he'll get Flynn's brother to come over from Sicily and sit silently near him https://t.co/qlxBYgzWHA

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

7/ You bought this bad pony. You ride it.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Overheard: Shall we call this "James Comey and the Giant Impeach?"

[John Schindler @20committee]

Wow.

No words needed there.

https://t.co/qgsg1sRXOa