Spry and Awry

"She was a swell looking dame but plenty tough too."

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Last post from Spry and Awry. New life, new direction, new focus. Thank you for following. Wishing everyone much happiness. xoxo

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Thanks to Fella where I used to say yum upon seeing espresso machine in retail location, now scrutinize & shiver in horror if not top tier.

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Without setting the women's movement back 900 years, goodness I really need a little more Joan Holloway in my step everyday. De-li-cious!

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Enjoying oasis of quiet calm brunch al fresco in a cute little nook of shade on Sullivan St. Post-salon fabulous looking aura surrounds.

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Dances round the living room foolishly to a ear drum splitting, rockin rendition of 'I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm' by Ella & Louis.

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Initiate my gorgeous, glam, channeling vintage Yves Saint Laurent, black hat @ beach vaca-wee fella asks:Why are you wearing that silly hat?

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Lovely Mother calming newborn on delayed flight w/ fluffy lap bed & sweet songs sung quietly-about to tap her on shoulder & mouth: I'm next.

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Re last twitter, 'And I'm looking at *you* delayed Northwest flight!

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Will the world cease it's incessant propensity to irritate me? My collected scalps now piled so high will need Wall E to come sort & stack.

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When those in listening proximity of your conversation begin making spanking motions in the air you can assume ur getting ur point across.

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Have NYC apt spacial birds & bees lesson w/ niece. She asks at night's end "Where is your bedroom?" Magic panel bed trick saves the day.

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Niece exclaims while taking my feathered Valentino stilettos out of duster bag "Ohhhh *these* are PER-FECT!" She's 4. She's also my hero.

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Niece takes out all my shoes & plays 'shoe store.' I play 'Oh look! There's the unpaid portion of my student loans & down pymnt on house.'

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Best friend's little girl asks her in train station to NYC 'Why isn't anyone telling me that they like my new haircut?'

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Had,for brief moment,fleeting thought wld expand wedding guest list to include excluded persons. Unrelated, fireplace in apt working fine.

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Lets Sigur Ros make me cry.

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Just asked loud colleague how he was not drowned in the bath as a child as he is NEVER EVER quiet-about to Pulp Fiction ball mask him.

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Diving Bell & Butterfly arrives from Netflix. Book version on my bookshelf glaring "Yeah, remember me, you were supposed to *read* me 1st."

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Wedding vanity wishes 4 long hair back I foolishly cut. Considering non-FDA approved growth options. DM me if you have a unicorn horn pls.

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Design Within Reach? Popsicle stick wood pendant lamp $7500? How about 'Design Within Fictitious Reach'? Let's play I can buy Fortuny Lamp.