Doug Abel

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@Rothmus Just have to have a pop culture convention in town. 😁👍

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@EndWokeness Wow. Twitter really HAS become even more of a morass as of late.

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@YallLuvCris Hmmm. I dunno. Wasn’t Captain Britain more “tongue-in-cheek” in recent years, like Squirrel Girl or Howard The Duck? It doesn’t seem like something Henry would play, but I could be totally wrong!!!

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@RealKPenceNotSL @larainenewman If facts and logic were imperative, we wouldn’t have people taking horse meds or snorting hydrogen peroxide for COVID treatments. Logic is no longer valid.

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@anouer_adam @GreyDeLisle Suddenly I’m thinking of the late Jerry Reed singing about a someone named after a man of the cloth.

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@DevanFink @AcunaAndrew The Padres are one of only
six teams to have never won a World Series. San Diego has never had a major league sports team that has won a championship. Chargers went to the Super Bowl & choked. Padres went to the World Series twice and lost.

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@billba Bette Davis vs. Joan Crawford?

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@nathaliejacoby1 I have not. I have had exposure to it, thought I might have been infected twice, but multiple tests showed I was not exposed and haven’t contracted it, and I believe that the vaccines have stopped it in my system.

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@EveLaurence Yes it does. Sometimes even just a cat nap does wonders! Who knew I would feel that way now???

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@ksorbs Nope. Glad I did. It was less painful than watching Kull The Conqueror.

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@joncoopertweets I’m not wild about him, but the alternative is batshit crazy.

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@AdamRichman I gave up trying to have good hair several years ago. I just shave it all off. Upsides? No grey hairs and no dandruff!

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@pattonoswalt While I agree with the sentiment about Trump, he’s like goose crap - slippery, and nobody wants to get involved in what it’s really going to take to clean up. He’s not gonna be arrested. 😔

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@Nothing_A_0458_ @TransphobicLs I gotta agree. I have bigger boobs than some of the girls I went to high school with, and I’m a hetero male. Definitely don’t meet his criteria. 🙄

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@MrTeller @pennjillette says, “Let me show you a magic trick - Teller’s gonna make the cookies disappear!” *chomp chomp chomp* “And that, my friends, is why Teller never speaks onstage.”

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@Kraftycheese I went to school that morning and the class bully was running around laughing because it blew up. My dad came home and was sweating bullets because he built rockets for satellites and all of his work was being scrutinized.

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@JLVsTW1 @AcunaAndrew Because there was money going out that benefited someone other than him.

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@MischiefDragone @Michell49685689 @AaronParnas Keep ‘em stupid. They believe you when they’re stupid.

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@Judy_Deav @AaronParnas It was to help people. You just don’t like that it was to help other people who aren’t you, right?

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@sweetsueb1 @AaronParnas He has the backs of rich, white, homophobic males. If you’re LGBTQ+, a female who needs an abortion, your home has been destroyed by an act of God, or if you work for Disney, he will throw you under the bus.