Travels with Spud

General travel observations, rants and ponderings

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It’s so dam hot on the train today 😩🤒 I feel like a cob in the oven! And yes it’s called a cob #cob #getitright #trains #hottestplaceonearth

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Woman on the train earlier... I couldn’t stop looking at her lips. She genuinely looked like a muppet #muppets #biglips #scaryface #trainpeople

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Yack! Man casually biting his nails in front of me #gross #yack #trainlosers #nailbiting #leavethemalone

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7 empty chairs around me, she has to sit next to me 🙄🙄

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Train company this morning “LOL let’s just smoke a spliff in these carriages in secret, the main peak train won’t miss them..wooo party time” meanwhile I’m late cos West Midlands trains is on crack

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You taking the piss?? I’m clearly standing right here for the train and you’ve stood right in front of me? #getwrecked

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Nearly died 17 times on the way to the station. Sliding on my arse wouldn’t have been the best way to stay the day #lame #slipnslide

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This potato is getting proper mashed on the train #squashed #shittytrains

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American woman on the train telling literally the most boring stories to her mate. He looks like he’s gonna fall asleep 😂😂😂 #boreoff #trainlosers

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Literally hate my life right now. Wake up at stupid o clock, actually manage to get a train.... it’s the wrong one and I’m stuck at the worst train station ever #Ihatelife #trains #ihatesnow

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Errrrrrr lady on the train....no one wants to listen to your weird music. #buysomebetteresrphones #hushyournoise

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Man on the train telling his mrs to get a broom and brush round the tyres of her car 😂 poor woman 😂😂😂 #getbrushing #stayathomebab

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*Aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhh aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh* sound of the rail staff shitting themselves at the 4 feet of snow 🙄 #hatesnow #trainssuck #trainlosers #panic

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Mate step away from me 😂😂 I’m getting pissed off your breath. Where the hell has this guy been?? 😂😂😂 #drunkallnight #drunk #yikes

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Oh my actual god. Someones breath pure smells like they have been licking a dogs butt or something crawled in there, had a party, and now is rotting in its own drunken mess 😷😷😷 #brushyourteethman #mouthwashtime

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Is it wrong I just tried to trip the seat thief over when she walked past? 🤔 #petty #trainlosers #shedeservedit

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I move out the way kindly to let a women out of her seat 💺 and then I’m going to trade places....literally some bish behind me sneaks in like a freakin ninja. What the hell?! #seatthief #trainlosers #whyioughta

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This train is going exactly 1 stop......oh wow...that’s so useful thanks train guys. Please run the country cos you’re doing such a fab job #Imlying #yousuck #trains #trainlosers

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Of course I’ve got nothing that I need to do tonight, no cakes to make. In fact..if I had a choice on the exact way to spend my evening it would be to be stood in the cold like a pleb waiting for a train 😑😑😑 #lame #waitinglikeapleb #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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17 minute delay to my train? I mean what the actual eff??? Is the train driver too busy, are the wheels feeling poorly today or is it that you just couldn’t be arsed to drive them cos it’s cold. #shittrains #lazy #trainlosers