Simon lewis

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

"Keir Starmer's not letting us watch England games til 9pm while in America they get to watch them in the afternoon! It's the nanny state gone mad?"

"What's wrong, Keir? OFFENDED BY THE ENGLAND FLAG? 😡"

Colin from Portsmouth is furious #fifaworldcup #worldcup2026

[Simon lewis @Spuddy1980]

@Simi_2210_ Skin

[Simon lewis @Spuddy1980]

@SqSehrish 13 as there is no mention of the mother otherwise 14

[Simon lewis @Spuddy1980]

@RobKenyonReform And you are a muppet mr kenyon sir, first class with honours, it’s quite funny really. Shame that some people will actually vote for you, bless each and every one of them.

[Simon lewis @Spuddy1980]

@Nigel_Farage Please nige, just shut up and stop dividing our great nation, I guess you think you’re trying to do what you believe is best but you just sow hate and division, please just go back to hiding like you have for the last few weeks. It was so much better then!!

[Prof Colin Talbot (rerum cognoscere causas) @colinrtalbot]

Angela Rayner - £40k underpaid stamp duty - repaid. Lost jobs in Cabinet and Dep. PM.

Peter Murrell - £400k theft from SNP - going to prison

Huge coverage of both

Nigel Farage - £5m undeclared bung (possibly more) - goes to ground for a month.

Media coverage? You judge.

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…”

Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share.

This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating:

“Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight.

A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money.

A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive.

A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy.

A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages.

You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth.
More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea.

In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything.
They’re simply too poor to afford bail.

Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening.

Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s.

Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.

Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years.

Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.

And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster.

And you call Greenland badly governed?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world.
Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment.

‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’

When exactly was that, champ?
September 11?

Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.

Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU.

Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years.

And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess.

You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.

So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan.

The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth.

And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨@Nigel_Farage and @reformparty_uk have demanded Elon Musk have this video taken down and everyone who posts it banned!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Urgent message.

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

Never in doubt 💪

[Simon lewis @Spuddy1980]

@upn960 @grok ChatGPT looks ok to me

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Reform hate real data

[Ell 🌱 @rdg_elliott]

My thoughts are with Farage and the Daily Mail at this difficult time 🫶🏼

[Simon lewis @Spuddy1980]

@mattletiss7 Don’t forget the efl are only there to uphold the integrity of the league and wouldn’t assist in trying to ruin clubs at all 😉

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

🚨 James O’Brien just torched the whole “Brexit betrayal” narrative on @LBC:

“How can it be a betrayal if every single reason they gave us has turned out to be blatant, barefaced LIES?”

Brexit is back at the centre of frontline politics and the Leave camp is already screaming betrayal again.
#Brexit #RejoinTheEU #LBC

[Simon lewis @Spuddy1980]

@SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers 😬

[Simon lewis @Spuddy1980]

@WTIDPOD Yes at the right price, he’s got 6 or 7 goals in serie a this season, he’s on £30k a week though there. If he’d have a massive cut price then it’s a no brained for me, his experience would be invaluable to the likes of Grainger, brown and Moses!!

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Truth.......