David Sputnik

Ground turkey but in words

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@WrigleyWinds You’ve done your part my friend, we leave it in Shota’s hand now.

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What a frickin premier… 911 Nashville is special :)

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Nikora Rokic

[B/R Hoops @brhoops]

Hansen Yang is headed to Portland

The 7-foot-2 big man who averaged 16.2 points and 10.5 rebounds for the Qingdao Eagles this past season.

[David Sputnik @SputnikDavid23]

How do I get them to put a CPK next to my apartment?

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I’m buzzing….

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You ever puff puff pass a Marlboro 100?

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@FreckledLiberty Hot dog room.

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I heard Shadeur brought a loaded gun into his meeting during the pre game process with Seattle. This is questionable to me. #nfldraft

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Sometimes I wish I had no hands so I didn’t crank stick all the fuckin time

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An uber xl is like a used condom, sometime you need a black one

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Casually toeing the line of gay and being allergic to soy #so-gay-to-be-allergic-to-soy

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How do I get one of these for my car?? #taxiinthewestvillage

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Why don’t any of these hot chickens wanna come hang out with me and my boy??? #lifeisweird

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Just learned my family “took sides” during the civil war #rethinkingalot

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@RealMaxKarz 👍👍👍

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Thought I was watching the movie Dodgeball, who are these gay fags?😂😂

[Sour Patch Kids @SourPatchKids]

KEEP YOUR COMMENTS

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I have however been watching for nearly 2 hours

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At an Asian restaurant and I feel 10 feet tall right now

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@RealMaxKarz Are you referring to Barack Ubama? Cause I don’t like getting into politics