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I want to be stereotyped. I want to be classified.

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@Mattimus1984 @arvofart Why’d you post a picture of a random Japanese man?

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Robert Pattinson really doesn’t have a face made for tactical helmets. It’s like IPhone face but for military gear

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

Robert Pattinson behind the scenes of Fernando Meirelles’ ‘HERE COMES THE FLOOD’. 📷

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They’re calling him the most based man in the world

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I know a guy. We’ve been friends for a decade. A non-voter because “politics doesn’t affect me” guy.

We hung out and went to a Houston Dynamo game one September afternoon in 2024. After the game, we stopped by the local bar for a beer and me (now fully immersed in politics at this point) made an impassioned plea with him that if he didn’t feel the need to vote for himself, then vote for the people you know and love.

Vote for me, vote for my daughter. Vote for any single one of the LGBTQ mutual friends that we have.

I convinced him to pay attention to politics. I convinced him to vote.

He voted for Trump because of his promise of no tax on overtime.

As a human species, selfishness may actually be our fatal flaw.

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@nastyagornaya It’s like if True Detective was giallo

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@MadsPosting Deleted our sex tapes from my phone and immediately had dreams about her in the same night

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@get2dachopra I don’t think he’s shitty but he’s definitely a nothing character. Like, “I’m responsible for all the bad shit that’s happened in your life because I hate you or something” and I just don’t care at all

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@HunkAnansie @Billem_DaFoe Tbf she was also IN politics when she ran. She held office in different ways prior to running. She didn’t just run off of being the wife of a former president

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Wives of famous men, especially men of color it appears, cannot resist going on podcasts and embarrassing their husbands. It’s literally impossible

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Michelle complains that people know her for being "Barack Obama's wife"

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@Bryce_Estelle It’ll be a while before he goes. 2 more seasons at least

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@ChronoHarlequin Tbf he is Mr. Worldwide so he has to be about it

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@SocietyMovies He was serviceable in the marvel movies but even then, they didn’t require much.

Cena has managed to turn in fantastic comedic and serious performances whereas Dave has only really found success in playing a retarded alien

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@TsunamiJaysuke “Nobody was right here”

Fence sitting is certainly an interesting tactic considering there, very clearly, was someone that was in the right.

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@h8292882682 I’ll send you $10 if you can tell me who my pfp is, OP

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@EGGBOY_03 God it feels like forever

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@not_our_guy

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@dyingscribe Back when you were cool

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Men that get arrested for something heinous like sex trafficking or child pornography should just claim that they were exposing the system so they can gain an ultra retarded fanbase over night

[Neo @Neo__Hq]

>Be Andrew Tate
>Start exposing the System
>Go to Jail for exposing it
>Expose even more things
>Go to Jail again
>Try to avoid Jail or D*ath
> People get mad for you not wanting a Song to be played

IRONIC

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@Brocklesnitch You found him more relatable when he was a big fat retard?

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@Woman4W “Menstruation huts” doesn’t sound like a first world invention

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@HugeBigGuy1234 @ewcheeew Shut the fuck up