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Thought given to statements to which your first reaction is to be unable to speak in complete sentences using fully formed words.

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@MeidasTouch Trump: Weight: 235 kilos

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@RepublicanStudy @POTUS Why you buddies with all the Commies then?

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@MikeJohnson Verily.

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@mmpadellan The scale is set to read in kilos.

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@ToriatheistTori Now apologize to Hunter.

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@Acyn Who got love letters from North Korea, who love the Chinese leader, who is Putin's bud.

Trump is the fucking Communist you jackasses.

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@MeidasTouch Show us your papers.

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@TexasAuburnFan @Out5p0ken Why does it have 11 stars on it?

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@Out5p0ken There are 11 stars on it, the same number of Confederate States.

That's for noticing @SteveSchmidtSES ...

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@AngelaBelcamino How long do your letters take after you mail them?

Are you folks slow on purpose or do you have to work at it?

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@cspan Will the candidates stop using 'Socialism' and start using 'Americanism' instead.

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@Miller_Congress Resign.

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@PeteButtigieg I'm sorry for you all.

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@FordJohnathan5 Like Trump did with Presidents Obama and Biden?!?

Fuck that guy!

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@SecMullinDHS @LeaderJohnThune @DHSgov @ICEgov Bullshit.

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@freedomcaucus @SenateGOP @WashTimes You don't have to prove your id every time you vote.
Your voter registration should be handled like your passport or your driver's license.

Once you prove who you are when you register, that's enough.

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@SenatorBanks Resign.

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@newrepublic We can count.

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@NRSC Crusades and Spanish Inquisition spring to mind.
How does he feel about taking care of the poor, the homeless, the destitute?

Are Texas all unamerican now?

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@SenRandPaul Resign.