Spy

[Spy @SpyplaneSniper]

This is why I love Battlefield V

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

I couldn't cover all of Trump's corruption - I'd break the floor speech record if I tried that.

But this is why Trump isn't fixing America's problems: he's too busy rigging the rules for himself.

Once corruption becomes normal, it becomes permanent. We can't let that happen.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Trump has turned the White House into a 24/7 corruption operation. This is a national crisis.

Trump thinks the public will stop paying attention.

So I went to the Senate floor to call his bluff. I told the ENTIRE STORY of his 500 days of corruption.

1/ Here it is - in one🧵

[Nathan Idot @nathanidot]

this ain’t ben & jerry’s this is net & yahu’s

[Discord @discord]

we're experimenting with a new way to hang out in vc. thoughts?

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hey, man, if you two aren’t a thing then why is her leitmotif playing in your theme?

[Premier League Champions @CokeSipper]

Big issue at this World Cup has been the camera cuts to celebrities and American athletes instead of crowd shots of baddies from around the world

[Madeline Dorroh 🎙️💫 @madelinedorroh]

ZZZ 3.0 update is imminent!! I've had way too much fun voicing Norma and I can't wait for folks to get to know her and Velina better as we venture into this new chapter 😈💙

Everyone...welcome to Roscaelifer!!

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they spend $80B to bomb Iran only to pay Iran $300B more to undo the damage

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

HE STARTED THE WAR, you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[amuselesswriter @outofwritings]

@Heartbreak_Juan Reminds me of, by @LuzaitisActual

[HB ✧ @Heartbreak_Juan]

shaky wings

[Zwë 🍟 @ZwebackHD]

This Germany Curacao game shows why the expanded World Cup is so embarrassing. Can you imagine a serious team losing 7-1 to Germany before all these new teams were let in?

[Masters of the Universe @mastersmovie]

Fabulous Magic Powers. Masters of the Universe - now playing only in theaters. Get tickets now.

[Brunette @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[The Vigilante | VP 📸🗽 @The_VigilanteVP]

“This is Missile Destroyer Gumrak of the Glorious Yuktobanian Navy, we cannot follow a Fleet Commander willing to sink one of his own ships! We will protect Prime Minister Nikanor. All ships who are with us, change course and follow us!”

Razgriz and @BlazeAceCombat5, launch!

[Purple Pixie @PurplePixie_lol]

I decided to share this masterpiece here too💜 ladies and gentlemens, I’m pixie, rank 1 scuttle crab in the world 🫡

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY