Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer

Killing big, angry things is fun. Call me if you’ve got a pest problem bigger than your house.

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

@SoyUnOven @molasses_iii @GillyGuillum @LoafusDupont @rufus_rentik @fladeithnor @Meditatingjestr If any of you ever need my help, I’ll be there as fast as I can fly.

[Molasses III @molasses_iii]

For the first time in years, I feel truly happy. Nothing more to chase, though I'll take any path that leads to Adventure. My best friend has returned to the land of the living, and we're going to pick up right where we left off.
Here's to bigger and better things

[Molasses III @molasses_iii]

@GillyGuillum @SpyrosAPoser @LoafusDupont @SoyUnOven @rufus_rentik @fladeithnor @Meditatingjestr It's been an honor. I pray our Goodbye's are short-lived, because I can't imagine my new life without my party beside me.

Until we meet again.
You will forever be in my memories

[Molasses III @molasses_iii]

WHY DID CELESTE JUST COME OUT OF MY HAMMER?

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

@molasses_iii Damn. Fucking. Straight.
#BetterDragonThanJoan

[Molasses III @molasses_iii]

@SpyrosAPoser

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

When I’m done doing the Time Warp, it’s time to dragon d-d-d-duel!
#FakeJoan #Fladeithnorwasright #NotMyJoan

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

@Meditatingjestr @LoafusDupont I mean he’s not aligned evil, but he did kill Gilly’s parents, sick hell on Scarlet(literally), burn down Molasses’ forest, and steal Loafus from birth Mom. So, ya know.

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

@Meditatingjestr @LoafusDupont It looks like Joan, but more smarmy. And also Evil (ish.)

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

@LoafusDupont @GillyGuillum @molasses_iii

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

I’m gonna Shadow of the Colossus this bitch.
#FakeJoan #NotMyJoan #Fladeithnorwasright

[Molasses III @molasses_iii]

#Predictions

[Molasses III @molasses_iii]

PREDICTION CONFIRMED!!! https://t.co/pq1lyeBnfo

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

I mean, he did make me a hero. But he’s a bitch. So let’s kill him. #Fladeithnorwasright

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

@LoafusDupont @molasses_iii I’m getting really sick of these motherfucking Joan’s in this motherfucking Tower

[Loafus DuPont @LoafusDupont]

#Fladeithnorwasright

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

C’mon guys, let’s do this. #NetNeutrality

https://t.co/F93PBnhmRr

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

@molasses_iii can we play Pictionary?

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

Fucking sloths and their fucking trees and their fucking cults.

[Mahtnarg Lah, The Great and Powerful Kobold Slayer @SpyrosAPoser]

Waking up next to Gi- I mean, a bottle of rum is the best kind of morning.