Squishy Fish Burrito

if you spend more than three minutes on the toilet we can't be friends

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

just a spoonfull of sugar makes my lasagna taste exotic

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

dumplings sound like cute little orphans who live in garbage disposal sites.

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

i am unpredictable... like a ninja, or a cat, or a ninja cat... or an episode of Lost

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

standing on a street corner in the rain is like taking a shower in public w/ strangers with all of your clothes on & u still smell bad after

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

if you suffer from erratic bowel movements and cardiovascular hypertension, try Triceratops today, for a better tomorrow, today

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

i have fish inside me

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

@JustKimB That makes me real happy to hear!! We need more of that

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

Avoiding being purged for inactivity. Hi guys!

[al @alisonbrinkley3]

It’s alive!

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

@JustKimB Doing well. Long time no tweet. How are you?

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

@alisonbrinkley3

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my bucket list:

1 red bucket
2 blue bucket
3 big ass bucket
4 tiny bucket for misc. items

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

@LMikaitis Well hello again Lisa! Just like old times!

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

if you suffer from erratic bowel movements and cardiovascular hypertension, try Triceratops today, for a better tomorrow, today

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

"patrick was a turd"

-a eulogy

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

just a spoonfull of sugar makes my lasagna taste exotic

[Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito]

this town ain't big enough for the two of us. trust me, the city is only five sq. feet and if we both laid down end to end we would not fit

[Chet Churchpain @Churchpain]

I almost went cow tipping once, but I'm not sure what the cows would do with the money I gave them.