Lord of Squanch

[Dfhappy @dfhappy]

Teach our babies. Yessssd

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

My head and @akirathedon music.

[Kalhan @KalhanR]

I have consumed countless hours of tiktok, I am regarded as a tiktok expert, I have seen every trend rise and fall and yet this — THIS — is the TikTok that made me weep tears of joy as I whispered quietly to myself, “my brain ,,,,,,,, she is dead.”

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

I’m just now appreciating how amazing it is to be born in the era where people can still remember the first high five.

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

@haydennn_j Although you did say feminine and Starfire is more girly lol so that makes more sense. Always keep your head up 👸✊

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

@haydennn_j Haha ooohhkay I thought you were dissing her. That makes more sense. Isn’t Raven more fierce and independent though?

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

You’re feeling depressed. What have you been eating?

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

i play “ain’t no sunshine” but the intro is a bit different

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

https://t.co/Kp3roHO37x

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

Monday vibez.. https://t.co/ISKl6Fkqsp

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

How To 1788-L https://t.co/aB8h7WYGmG via @YouTube @iamthenarddog @masonisgnarly

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

Get it free: Free: Ultimate Coding Bundle https://t.co/Fs9tYw1xVf via @StackSocial

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

Better Off Dead III (Full Album) https://t.co/isqnbyMn9I via @YouTube I was hooked after the first minute. @JaaakeHill @OfficialJoshA way to go my dudes.

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

Ah yes, All I’ve ever wanted to do . Thank you.

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

Shrimp and waffles for dinner. End of discussion.

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

Officially changing my safe word to Thanos car.

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

Maybe it’s just the day I’m having but right now Adobe Acrobat sure feels like a urine and kerosene filled piñata that someone broke while I was still winding up, blindfolded and smoking a cigar.

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

@iamthenarddog Top: Century Gothic
Middle: Myriad Pro
Bottom: Minion Pro

P.S. Calibri? Might as well use fucking comic sans

[Lord of Squanch @SquanchLord]

@iamthenarddog POP QUIZ: What fonts am I using?