Sarah Duncan

up in the woods, down on my mind

[Dad Pickup Line @dadpickupline]

My wife called and asked me to get the chicken thighs out of the freezer. I told her we don’t have any chicken thighs in the freezer so she said she’d check when she gets home- your thoughts and prayers are appreciated

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

"santa isn't real" ok, I literally saw him at the mall

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me on my me when i’m
way to work at work

[Krista Tamares @KristaTamares]

I need olivia wilde to drop her salad dressing recipe that bagged harry and had ted lasso throwing himself under her car

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

When y'all both equally obsessed with each other, the honeymoon phase never dies out >>>>

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

BREAKING: George Floyd's family just SLAMMED Kanye West with a $250,000,000 lawsuit for spreading the lie that Floyd died of fentanyl.

Give them every f**king penny.

[Nicole Nichelle @alamanecer]

Chris Evans The Internet

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The feminism leaving my body when it’s time to take out the trash

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

2 sause long

[sam sims @ssam_simss]

Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms

[Cynthia Doll @cyndollx]

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

[Sonia Weiser weischoice.bsky.social @weischoice]

Who knew "righty tighty lefty loosey" would get me so far in life

[LIL SPOOKY @lilspiderlegs]

I love looking at my friends locations. They’re my little sims characters 🫶🏻