Kwame

[Geoffrow Records @Geoffery_Clark]

I thought Will Smith’s speech cleared everything up. He’s still in character. He’s a method actor. It’s art you guys wouldn’t understand.

[Squarespace @squarespace]

Like & RT to vote for our 10th #MakeItAwards finalist, @ohshitosauce – a ready-made condiment from Ghana, made from fresh, local ingredients in Connecticut. Learn more about Oh Shito’s authentic, artisanal products on their site: https://t.co/2DDJU0SfCv @nyknicks

[VICE @VICE]

Billionaire JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon said he “regrets” calling bitcoin a fraud used by drug dealers, murderers and North Korea. https://t.co/nU2wim69LZ

[Geoffrow Records @Geoffery_Clark]

You watch the NFL for the national anthem? It's a sport not a concert bozo. https://t.co/LlmJS6EVzF

[Geoffrow Records @Geoffery_Clark]

It's not "insane" - I do this workout every weekend and I'm still chubby. I even do rounds of 3 pt and mid-range pull ups. https://t.co/XuArj1D7xj

[Geoffrow Records @Geoffery_Clark]

Johnny Depp: When's the last time an actor assassinated a President?
History: John Wilkes Booth assassinated Abraham Lincoln on 4/14/1865

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

When u ask for mild at Popeyes but accidentally get spicy

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

No music at this Knicks game feels like 2k when ur changing the settings

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Quiet Knicks game reminds me of when blk ppl couldn't enter MSG and u could only use a set shot.

[Geoffrow Records @Geoffery_Clark]

You think IG models stockpile content for mo's of publishing but have a "offseason" where they get a lil fat? Have to train back into shape.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

I'd come back sooner, but even I can't get through customs now.

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Put a blindfold on your grandma and she could still shoot a better free throw than Joakim Noah

(GIF via @Deadspin)

[Bill Burr @billburr]

My Green Bay pick is starting to look a little suspect.

[Johnnie Rob @yourlocalnyer]

Dude at gym: I normally do 60's but I'm gonna do 50's today

Me: cool

*dude at gym grabs 45's*

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

How is the @ufc hangover now that you know Americas Favorite Arm Breakin Sweetheart really cant fight at all?
Everybody good?
#NunesVsRousey

[Kwame @SquareInBlazers]

@Seamless I don't feel like cooking tonight. How about a 10% off promo code?

[Kwame @SquareInBlazers]

@Grubhub alright alright alright✌🏿️

[Kwame @SquareInBlazers]

@Seamless you're selection is lacking at my current location; @grubhub is about to pass that promo code...do something...

[Kwame @SquareInBlazers]

@grubhub pass that 15% promo code B, I'm a first time user! 🙌🏾

[Geoffrow Records @Geoffery_Clark]

"We already have Bargnani" @billsonclark #NBADraft