Bigfoot after 20 minutes in the hot tub: "OK guys, it's all yours." 🫧
"Don't worry, I barely shed." 😏
What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. Mostly as fur.
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TSA: "Sir, we need to do a full pat-down."
Bigfoot: "Good luck. It's fur all the way down." 😏
Scanner result: blurry. Again.
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Halloween store, "sexy costumes" aisle: 🎃
Sexy Bigfoot. Includes: 1 bow tie.
Fur not included. You either have it or you don't. 😏
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Trainer: "Great pump. Now hold it longer."
Bigfoot: "Sir, I've been holding since 1967." 💪
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Bigfoot at 2 AM: "u up? send a pic 😏"
*sends this*
"...is that you or a bush??"
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Waxing salon: "So, what are we waxing today?"
Bigfoot: "Yes."
Hairy everywhere and proud of it. Every wallet gets its own one-of-a-kind Bigfoot.
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Bigfoot finally started an OnlyFeet.
Size 34 wide. Hairy everywhere. Zero clear photos.
You know what they say about big feet... 🧦
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"I'll check the $SQUATCHI chart once, then sleep." 3:47 AM, refresh #212, and now the owl, the raccoon and the squirrel all have opinions. 🌲📈 #Squatchi#Base
Select all squares with Bigfoot.
You: "...none?"
Captcha: "wrong. all 9."
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"I'll check the $SQUATCHI chart once, then sleep." 3:47 AM, refresh #212, and now the owl, the raccoon and the squirrel all have opinions. 🌲📈 #Squatchi#Base
"I'll check the $SQUATCHI chart once, then sleep." 3:47 AM, refresh #212, and now the owl, the raccoon and the squirrel all have opinions. 🌲📈 #Squatchi#Base
"I'll check the $SQUATCHI chart once, then sleep." 3:47 AM, refresh #212, and now the owl, the raccoon and the squirrel all have opinions. 🌲📈 #Squatchi#Base
"I'll check the $SQUATCHI chart once, then sleep." 3:47 AM, refresh #212, and now the owl, the raccoon and the squirrel all have opinions. 🌲📈 #Squatchi#Base