Geoff Gill

the thing about me is... i have skinny legs

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

@MRilesbro that's #pickingally .
did anyone catch you?

[Jeremy Roenick @Jeremy_Roenick]

@JMurder187 it was tough squeezing that one out in a shitty sandbox. #greaseball

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

@PaulReiser you puddle have another one

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

@PaulReiser what's it like to wake up everyday of your life knowing that you'd fail a field sobriety test? #pissbeddrunk

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

@PaulReiser let's be serious the only thing you'll be jumping into is your next bottle of #rubinoff under some overpass #lush

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

@JMurder187 @PaulReiser Paul put down the jokes and let's talk reality, where's the closest meeting you burnt out #lush have another

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

@PaulReiser when you wake up tomorrow just have an orange juice for once, like a normal person you #lush

[Jmurder187 @JMurder187]

-@PaulReiser here's an explanation: I didn't want to see an old lush drunkenly fumble through stale 30 year old jokes.

[Jmurder187 @JMurder187]

@PaulReiser It probably took @kevinbacon 30 years 2 forget how much of hopeless depressing wino u R. Go fall into another bottle. You #boob!

[Jmurder187 @JMurder187]

- @PaulReiser Clearly "flu" is a very poorly veiled reference 2 urself when ur drunk & feelin angry & shitty. Admit it u wrinkly bag o booze

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

@PaulReiser @msg @billyjoel cut the shit already Paul. It's time to start dealing with your problems. #onetomany

[Jmurder187 @JMurder187]

-@PaulReiser @billyjoel Jesus, never thought I'd see the day when Billy Joel wasnt the drunkest guy in the room. Reiser, u r a drunk mess.

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

@kanyewest you are such a clown naming your baby a ridiculous name isn't cool #growup #waytostandout

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

Just getting gnarly at #LLBEAN3D #nobigdeal

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

If you just can't seem to grab a hold of a random wirey stray on your shoulder, just give your thumb and index a little lick @NRivvv #pluck

[Jmurder187 @JMurder187]

Instead of keeping a journal or diary I just DM all my most personal thoughts and desires to @Seal #therapeutic

[Tommy @twc621]

So do we have a duckboat parade for MA State Police, Boston PD and all of the other heroes from the last 5 days?! #wewon #capturedalive

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Just got called a homophobe because I said signing the Monsanto protection act is proof the government sucks Satan's cock. LULZ

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

Hey @JMurder187 remember that time down the cape I locked your phone and forgot the password? Lol so 2011

[Geoff Gill @Squatin135]

@JMurder187 for my boy