Isaac Patton

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@WilkowMajority @5149jamesli Bro what taxes

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@HeyBethMay I actually learned how to play DnD listening to your podcast !

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@realDonaldTrump We'll never forget what you did

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@samreich Fiona cauley

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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Dungeons and Daddies made it onto the radio!!!!

[Sam Reich @samreich]

A thread about the strike and Dropout production: 👇✊

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@Yotakuboi Is this from a movie?

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But somewhere along the waybthey reach enlightenment
-your goal is closer than you might think
-why strain your neck when a hand will do
- when you're one with yourself you're one with the universe

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I'm convinced all guys who do yoga is just so they can suck their own dick

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It's my fiances first time being broke so I have to explain things to her like "we can't use use savings to buy chips"
"But what do I eat while we watch our movie"
"Nothing, we already had supper"

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My photographer asked me for a flash drive to save our engament photos to. And it was a terrifying experience. I don't know whats on there. It could be blank, it could be my social insurance number it could ever animated justice league movie up until 2019 I really don't know

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My love language is sending people apartments to rent closer to where I live.

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I write my notes for stand up on Twitter which is a bit like writing on a notepad thats currently on fire.

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

Remember that time the guy who wanted to give us healthcare ran for president but Dems cheated because he also wanted to break up the banks and instead they ran the candidate who couldn't beat the fascist and then we ended up losing Roe and Affirmative Action? Good times.

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A competitor for Google that doesn't show ads and just has answers to questions

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@samreich Want to make an entrance at your local pub?? INFLATABLE DART BOARD. want to punctuate a point for a presentation at work???? INFLATABLE DART BOARD!!!!! DID YOUR WIFE AND KIDS LEAVE YOU AND YOU NEED TO DESTORY SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. inflatable dart board....

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@samreich Are you tired of your dart impact being under sold? Do you want the impact of your throes to be heard across the room? But this inflatable dart board now! One time use but use it right and you won't need a second!! Want to make a bang for your gender reveal? INFLATABLE DART BOARD

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@nightbringers69 @KirstenKaye_ Tony save some rizz for the rest of us man!

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Fuck wrinkles on your face this is the true sign of aging.

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You ever just scroll through reels then suddenly realize you're on Facebook? Like gross dude. Why the fuck am I on Facebook to look at reels? What am I 50? Anderson the weird part is I don't even remember opening it! My brain just tunes in out of the fog and it's in my hand.