@kedi_sofa Mine tells me "Who's a little squeaky boy? You're a little squeaky boy! Squeaky pie! Squeaky muffin! You're such a handsome...OWW YOU BASTARD."
It's OK, I'm used to it! 😈😂🐾
My human calls me squeaky boy,
And strokes my fur with love.
She gives me a new catnip toy,
And turns back to the stove.
I have acted so laid-back,
She does not know what's what.
I launch my sudden sneak attack
And bite her on the butt!
#CatsOfTwitter#poetry#blackcat