豚肉

“Pyg will fix you! Pyg will make you perfect! Aren't you sooooo excited to become my perfect little dollotrons?!! SquEeeEeeEEEEee!” Gore Trigger

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

"Pyg is better. Pyg is perfect. Pyg will fix you, Pyg will make you better. Oink, oink, oink ! You are one of Pyg's children! Pyg LOVES you!"

"Squee squee squeee!"

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

“Lazlo can smell the fear. Pyg can see the anguish. Let me help you! All I want is to HELP. Embrace Pyg, embrace perfection!”

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

Pyg.

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

G.

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

Y.

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

P.

[Mr. Mxyzptlk @The5thsChaosGod]

"I'm Mr. Mxyzptlk, an inter-dimensional peacekeeper, and I need your help!"
- "I'm into My Adventures with Superman/DC/MV RPs."
- "Well, duh! I'm an Aspect/God of Chaos from the 5th Dimension"
- Ships: "I might be open to it, if I like you."
- "RT & Like, if you want?"

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 @NIGHTOFGOTHAM_]

"It is our civic duty to cure the illness that is crime"

A message from Warden Sharp as we bid you goodnight.

[ᅠ ✘ᅠ 𝓢𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐀 @catsclaw_]

ᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ 𝑪𝑨𝑻𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

Pyg will find you.

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

“Oink.”

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

Pyg squatted down, hands grasping at his cheeks, knees up to meet his chest as he pushed out a rather loud and incredibly wet sounding fart.

“Yes, one and the same are we.”

[_____ ˗ˏˋ ᵈʳ’ ᗰ ᵒᵒⁿᵉ ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @TwoMoones]

Indeed. And it’s starting to get concerning—

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

The answer is 𝑷𝒀𝑮.

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

You’d rather have Pyg instead?

[𝐊𝐧𝐮𝐥𝐥 @ABYSSALKlNG]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Harley having pet Hyenas is a genuinely terrifying reality.

⠀ ⠀ I don’t want one of those rabid fucks gnawing on me.
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[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

So relatable.

[_____ ˗ˏˋ ᵈʳ’ ᗰ ᵒᵒⁿᵉ ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @TwoMoones]

Sometimes my day can be going so fine, and then boom: I’m suddenly waking up naked and covered in dirt and blood in the middle of a Wawa’s holding a ritual dagger.

[‍ ‍ 𝐂UPID ‍ ᴼᶠ ‍ 𝗖͟𝗥͟𝗜͟𝗠͟𝗘 @KLAUNCUP1D]

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[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

Pyg is the answer to all things.

[豚肉 @SquealingPyg]

The answer, it’s Pyg.

[Lobo @FragginCzarnian]

𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐍 𝐎'𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐍' 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐒
[#DCRP][#MVRP]