Xander Slex

Always got something stupid to say @johannnaplease

[Xander Slex @Squid0697]

Been dating Johanna for 2 and a half years and seeing her smile is still the best part about my life

[Rutgers Men’s Basketball 🏀 @RutgersMBB]

Knocking off No. 1 is in our DNA 😤

#TheKnighthood

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American politics is watching people do the cha cha slide while votes are being counted

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

RUTGERS UPSETS NO. 1 PURDUE ON A HALF COURT BUZZER-BEATER 😱😱😱 https://t.co/pZ1wtMgPqy

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@NJDevils @jhugh86 pay up

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@ThomasVassallo I wouldn't fight that kid

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@Mets Met Doc a few years ago

[Rutgers On BTN @RutgersOnBTN]

Few are as fast as Jacob Young. 🏃

And few can jump as high as Cliff Omoruyi. 😱

@RutgersMBB is on a 10-0 run.

[Rutgers Men’s Basketball 🏀 @RutgersMBB]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

We claim a #ACCB1GChallenge VICTORY over Syracuse!

🛡⚔️ #GardenStatement

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Why is October some people’s whole personality?

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Damn I'm really just an adult now

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I don't understand how both presendential candidates are in their 70s, my grandparents are in their 70s and just crush Words with Friends all day

[SkyEye @paulbuscemi44]

4 #USMarine Osprey just landed at Hanscom Field in #Bedford during a #NewEngland snow squall carrying personnel to work at Boston Convention Center field hospital #coronavirus #WBZ #SkyEye 🚁

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@Holy_Schlitz Damn you hit me back with the Uno reverse card

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I mean no one wants to admit they ate an entire Domino's pizza and order of cinnamon twists

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@cirincione_ I'm naming mine Covid

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Rutgers will make the final 4 #LockOfTheCentury 🔒

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I just donated to Wikipedia, I have been cleansed of my sins

[Xander Slex @Squid0697]

Whatever happens for the rest of my life I can proudly say I never owned a pair of Reebok Zigtechs