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“I’m really busy, maybe next week” - A memoir

[Trent w™ @twenninger97]

@imdirtyann @jamie_coonen 10 retweets and I'll light Jamie on fire

[Trent w™ @twenninger97]

Aye fuck you @jamie_coonen

[Harry Swales @harryswalesbiz]

If you want to actually learn sales, save that $5k you were about to spend on a course and just watch this masterclass.

[Squid @Squid1229]

I saw a post that said “your kids can’t pick their dad but you can pick for them so make sure it’s a good one” and I have not stopped crying for 2 hrs bye

[Squid @Squid1229]

I didn’t bring Ellie to work + didn’t text bill back while I was working

This is the video I get sent

[Squid @Squid1229]

Update

[Squid @Squid1229]

I buy a frickin BUILDING today

3 years ago I could barely pay my rent & was 10k in Cc debt 🥺

[Squid @Squid1229]

I buy a frickin BUILDING today

3 years ago I could barely pay my rent & was 10k in Cc debt 🥺

[M. Josh Hamilton, DO @MJoshHamilton1]

CDC has announced new PPE recommendations:

Apple bottom jeans + boots with the fur.

[Squid @Squid1229]

I just invited my dad I haven’t had a relationship with in 4 years to my house for thanksgiving

I am definitely manic

[the guy with the green hair @AlexJayeSINGER]

Can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability….

[Squid @Squid1229]

In one week I will be living with a boy probably for the rest of my life

[Squid @Squid1229]

Guess who

[Squid @Squid1229]

@_BillWalsh_ I want to punch myself in the face over how many times I’ve heard you say a variation of this in the past 30 days

[Squid @Squid1229]

Everytime my boyfriends mom sees the studio in the newspaper she sends me a pic. 🥺

[Squid @Squid1229]

4 years ago I got a kitchen aid mixer set for $7 at a thrift store & I’ve been chasing that high ever since