Marlys Upah

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Lol some people stock up on beach reads when they’re gonna be stuck at home for a few days… I’m starting with the Moscow murders Probable Cause Affidavit 😂

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@dougcutchins @NoContextBrits Please advise (two words). 😉

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Oh hey, hi Adele #AdeleVegas

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I mean, I assume it’s okay for all of us to stay home from work tomorrow to watch the Delphi press conference, right?

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Please god someone bring me Starbucks tomorrow

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The #unsolvedmysteries theme song is like… ahhh. All is right in the world. 🧐

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@dougcutchins @Jesse_L_Lopez Oh god. And you’re better at this than I am. I keep second guessing myself…

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@dougcutchins @Jesse_L_Lopez I already know who I think it is … 🥸

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@dougcutchins @Jesse_L_Lopez Doug! I ALMOST sent you a message asking if you were watching The Mole! I have one episode left. 🫣

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Some of these #progressive commercials about not becoming your parents are hitting a little too close to home if you ask me 😬

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My 25-year old daughter is ironing on the ironing board flat on the floor because she apparently “never ironed in her life” and can’t figure out how to put the legs up. I have failed as a mother. And also, apparently, as a teacher of common sense. 😳

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Lol who let @patrickhinds loose on Twitter tonight 😂

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Yeah… Imma need more caramel apples 🍎

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LOL #magnolia why am I getting the “here’s all the fun things to do this summer” edition in October? 😂🎃

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@ElysianaKalinay @SydneyUpah Chicken strips 🙄

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You can only pick two. Which two unsolved murders do you want to see solved the most?

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@SydneyUpah 😳

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I talked to someone about shingles in my car yesterday and now my feed is BLOWING UP with posts about shingles 👀

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I’m pretty sure I just heard one of the #JurassicPark dinosaurs in my backyard sooooo 😬 🦖

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I just realized I didn’t have a single s’mores this summer