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Professional haircutter ✂️ I won’t argue w/ you bc I’m ok w/ being wrong. Also tired.

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

@CALEBcsw understood the assignment 🏈 #BoomerSooner #RedRiverRivalry

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

My fiancé’s leg after a rugby match looks like the fish on spongebob 🧐
#Rugby #spongebob

[Aaliyah Bieber @aaliyahmaree76]

YALLL AHAAHAHA I accidentally texted the wrong number and they started calling me like 10 times, I thought it was a random guy asking who I was and calling me a rat, but I was WRONG💀💀💀

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

If you say corn teen instead of quarantine can we be friends?🗣 #Covid_19 #coronavirus

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

Of all clients to betray me my grandma cut her own hair. She said “It’s not my style tho” #COVID19 #hairstylist

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

Me: On a scale of 1-10 how much do you love me?
BF: Oh a 10 for sure
Me: Why just a 10?

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

Covid 19 almost brought back Black Friday with all these discounts in my emails. But I’m not essential

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

#TigerKing
Them: Why did it take you so long to leave him?
2008 Me:

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

I’m mad everyone wants to act like #JustinBieber just now got awesome. Bunch of band wagon Bieber fans. Did you see his show in the #Movie theater back in the day? No? Ok stay out of our friendship then. 🤞🏼

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

I’ve never seen one episode of #TheBachelor. But wow Barbara Webber someone upset you sis? You no likey your son be on a show?

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

@micahla_swilley Your the best! Thank you!

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: IM ON A DIET AND ITS SO HARD 😭😭😭😭

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

I’m getting Hulu only, and I mean ONLY because of @lildickytweets

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

Yallll why I got friends like this?#Friends #momlife #tiredaf #workflo

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

I think they put cocaine in fast food like coke used. Not even real food and we be eating the shit out of it

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

People are sleeping on this dude. 😭 Talk about a classy guy #LoveIsBlind

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

I wish I could make my own burger at a restaurant? Bc if I just let them make the damn burger they got mayo drippin. If I say light mayo them bastards give me a tiny drop.🙃Like...do normal people exist? Or do people really like ketchup sliding off the buns? #FirstWorldProblems

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

Person: What show you watching on Netflix?
Me: umm...I downloaded Tiktok. 😭😭😭#sendhelp #Tiktok #Rehab

[S Y D @SquidneyCC]

Jessica : The physical part just isn’t there for me.
Mark : Thats ok. We have time (3 weeks till wedding)
Jessica : But I don’t feel like I should wear the ring.
Mark : It’s ok. We have time (2 weeks till wedding)
Jessica : **** KEEPS SIPPIN THAT WINE💀💀#blindlove