Squid

I like to play tanks in hero shooters

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@turbomander U wouldn't waste valuable oil when heating up water or sand and dumping it on intruders would serve the same purpose. Oil was expensive back then you had to have shoeless dudes stomp on olives for it and shit.

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@goldeneye_89 @Em1liath He isn't "popular" he's a lolcow infamous for being hardstuck plat (so bad that champion players aren't able to drag him above diamond), transphobe homophobe racist etc. while maintaining a "wholesome family christian" persona. Meanwhile ignoring his wife and kids to be ass at OW

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@JetPackCatAgain @Slorpler Did you forget to take your medication today?

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@Antiwoke_ow @cydeways_ Junkrat players genuinely think they deserve to live. I've played with/against dizian and he's genuinely weird as fuck and shouldn't be allowed to interact with humans without supervision.

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@Em1liath The balancing is kinda sus tho, generational wealth strategy still unpatched after thousands of years

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@ZhenDeRen @StatisticUrban I actually blame Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon for this, it's a very early depiction of what became the idea of cryptocurrency and conflates it with cool shit like Bletchley Park codebreaking and axis war gold treasure hunting. When in reality yeah it's for criminal activity.

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@pachimercy Jambon crashouts are so funny because he's legitimately losing his fucking mind and having mental breakdowns in VC in his little Quebec accent because his supports won't press Q and honestly as a tank player I get it that shit is infuriating. But it makes me laugh every time 😭

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@astraIoutlaw I mean if u try to shit on someone and call them bronze 5 while espousing a plat-level take obv people are gonna call you out for it.

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@astraIoutlaw If ulting 1 person and securing the kill wins you the fight its 100% worth it. Better to use ultimate for value and start building the next one than sit on it waiting for theoretical optimal value. U see this all the time in mid rank games where ppl sit on ults 3 fights in a row.

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@hwrtyed The Wheel weaves as The Wheel wills.

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@LegHvmper Honestly same, it's ok tho somebody is gonna love you and your little peen

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@BayesianNuance @staysaasy "far right tail men have a significantly harder time finding an intellectual equal"

Yeah man bestiality is illegal in most places.

[NZXT @NZXT]

Who wants this message from us?

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@NZXT Me, I'm suffering on 10 year old hardware

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@sylphiree I'll make you toast from a baguette

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@sylphiree Can I cook for you beautiful?

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@Rakattack Bro PLEASE do not buff groggy it's already the most annoying shit in the universe if you play any tank that doesn't have a shield. Idc if it's bad, it should stay bad because it's literally just a "fuck you for playing tank" ability. She has enough of that in her kit already.

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@sylphiree @_TheImpureKing_ I be changing ur oil

[Squid @Squids_squads_]

@sylphiree U liked ur own post