Squidward

Hmph… (Not a parody, i’m the real Squidward)

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@BBNewsStation Are you just staring at me for no reason then?!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

Why are you staring at me?! Do you want my autograph or something?

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@Crow101yt STOP REMINDING ME MY LIFE IS TORTURE!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@RapperGoku Not that type of stink! My skills being a cashier!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@RapperGoku I don’t care what you want! Get away from my house, your stench makes the property value go down…

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@NewsDoppler No you may not! Now leave me alone! And get away from my front door!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

I can’t believe it… He’s really gone…

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@CosmicDarg That part is just a coincidence.

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@krustykooch_ The other Squidward deserved this.

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@K_Randomgrandpa @BBNewsStation He did do it! You were right!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@BBNewsStation Aha! Look what we have here… It was you who opened the door!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@CosmicDarg Hey! My clarinet playing is beautiful, maybe you just have no talent and are jealous of me!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@BBNewsStation Lets just see if you’re lying then!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@BBNewsStation Admit you opened it before I check the camera footage!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@PrinceofPop8 Hey! You aren’t Mr. Krabs! You have zero right to rehire me!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@BBNewsStation You are a very bad liar, Perch…

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@SquidwardTentl I can’t believe it either, Squidward! Now I have to suffer 24 hours a day!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

@PrinceofPop8 Woohoo!

[Squidward @SquidwardStinks]

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