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Common sense isn't so common anymore.

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@Vick_8122 Wait Shawn Michaels as in The Heartbreak Kid??? 🤣🤣

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@SF_investigates @TwistedXCons She'll say she'll accept, prob even schedule a stream then when time comes, she lost internet connection or something urgent came up so she has to reschedule 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@slayerutica 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️ not tips on HOW TO FLIRT when youre far gone from your teenage years, he🏒🏒 far past your twenties also 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Besides a very few select resturants, the only Italian Beef I will eat anymore, is 'Mike Ditka's Italian Beef" -YUUUUMMMM 🤤🤤🤤

Please tell me some of yall know what I'm talking about...?? 🤔🤔

@fredshowradio @fredonair @RufioRadio @PaulinaRoe @kaelinfahreal @OnAirKeke

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@H8teaJoyless She's such a POS! Ppl who've never had to deal w/probation or parole, do not understand how serious fckng w/ someone's P.O. can be. It is literally someone's line to freedom. & u never know how one's rapport is w/their P.O., or what type of person the P.O. is.🤷‍♂️ 💩 not a joke!🤬

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@kaelinfahreal
@OnAirKeke
@PaulinaRoe

People article:

https://t.co/0aLetwzk6B

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He hit his shins then knees on the crossbar, so he wasnt going to get a medal regardless but to add insult to injury, the crossbar was knocked down by his crotch lol 🤷‍♂️ so he didnt get eliminated cuz of his "buldge"

Link to People article attached.

@fredshowradio @JayRBrown

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My mom told me to ask my OB aby pills she had in the 80s to help dry up milk but my dr said they dont perscribe it anymore & recommended frozen cabbage leaves!! 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣

It worked tho!

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Yes! I used cabbage leaves to help dey my milk up when i wasnt breastfeeding my youngest in 2012. My OGBYN actually suggested it! Put in feeezer til ready to use; use til leaves are welted.

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@Carly4243 @Bird6Karen @EllieRod8 Right, you can see her address just as clear as the "2024 Google" watermark right above the steps 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣 she cant get mad at anybody except google here. 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

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Here's a link that states the history & some businesses participating-

BE SURE TO CHECK YOUR LOCAL AREAS FOR DEALS!

https://t.co/sZmlPNr7a1

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Today, Fri. June 7, is National Donut Day 🍩🍩🍩

Started in #Chicago in 1938 to honor the #SalvationArmyDonutLassies who served treats to soldiers during #WorldWarI

FREE DONUT @ DUNKIN w/ ANY DRINK PURCHASE!

#WWI #NationalDonutDay #June7th #Dunkin #DunkinDonuts #KrispyKreme

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@PaulinaRoe @fredonair @RufioRadio @OnAirKeke @kaelinfahreal & for sounds - The Bealtes, in general. My dad use to cook huge Sunday breakfasts every Sunday while playing 97.1 The Drive's Breakfast w/The Beatles

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FRESH LILAC BUSHES! reminds me of beginning of summer as a child. We had 9 huge Lilac bushes in our side yard.🥰🥰

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I can't recall the last time I've heard marijuana referred to as the "gateway drug" 🤔

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@ReeebusLCU 🤣🤣🤣 when i first glanced at the pic, i thought well at least she tried to liven it up by putting some garnishing w/ it but then i realized thats just the print ON the plate 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

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@OnAirKeke @RufioRadio @fredshowradio @fredonair @kaelinfahreal @PaulinaRoe https://t.co/n85Ej5uiOh

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Here's the 2nd song for your prayer karaoke list 🙏🤣🤣
"Pray" - by Sam Smith (link in comments)

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Another song from late 90s/early2000s era, that's far more inappropriate than anyone realizes:
"2 become 1" - Spice Girls

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@with_ballz Her fav game? Bet it was the only game shes ever played & prob only cuz her brother had it 🤷‍♂️🤣