Squilliam FancyDick

Friendly Neighborhood Big Dawg

[Squilliam FancyDick @SquilliFD]

@femalebodybuil6 Overused holes and underused brains

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Me and my lady are dressing up as Han Solo and Princess Leia tonight. She happens to have an abnormally large friend and I happen to have a green shirt. #CBTM

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@james_langan99 Hey @james_langan99, love the effort put into this. Really showcasing your abilities. Even if it’s completely wrong, you did your best!

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@ReginaldJenky @wonald69

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@WilsonAndrewss I’m pale with red hair I don’t understand what you are trying to say here

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@flapprdotnet I’m boutta tuna sub backwards 😦

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Squilliam FancyDick reporting live from his corporate office. Let me know if you broke boys need some insider trading. #Kidding #ILoveMyJob

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I wanna get rich for the sole purpose of flexing on you chumps in the BV

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Went out with my friends last night and started talking to a random group of girls. One of them said if a man isn’t 6ft, he shouldn’t have an opinion…

She probably weighed somewhere around 350 at 5’5. What a world we live in.

[Squilliam FancyDick @SquilliFD]

Ate the booty like groceries last night and now I have pink eye.

Self reflection and life reevaluation up next.

[Squilliam FancyDick @SquilliFD]

This is the 4th of July.

Any comments from the left?

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I mean, come on. You are just begging me to be racist.

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Check out the big brain on Brad!
#retardalert

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@wonald69 Won,

Considering I live in the ocean, of course my city will be blue. Soon, you will be hearing a call to prayer in your city, whereas I will not.

Stay safe,
SFD

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Hey siri,

how do I get my woman to shut the fuck up while I watch TV?

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They sell hot dogs and sandwiches at Home Depot now.

Unless you live in broke town. Couldn’t be Squilli.

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@sluttysusie69

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@WilsonAndrewss More like Florida (great state). Rained 4 times for 10 minutes during the game.

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Great stadium, failed state. #left