Brandon Bowman

some guy with internet.

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

Still not understanding why people think it's ok to video chat WITHOUT headphones in a public space..

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

UPS: "Your package was delivered"

Me: no it wasn't, it's not here....

UPS: Are you sure you checked?

Me:......what the hell is this??? Where is my package?

UPS: "sorry to hear that, we will find it"

Me: (2days later) WHERE IS MY PACKAGE!?!?
#UPSSUCKS #WHEREISMYPACKAGE

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

@petermckinnon Favorite stings to use on acoustic guitars?

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

Didn't expect to walk in on this today.... #truelove #lactosenation

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

Came home to Hayle chowing down on chocolates, drinking chamomile tea, and watching WWE RAW on tv....she's a winner in my book guys
#wwe #mywife #truelove

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

My anxiety levels have never been so high...and I've been bombed 7 times....#GameofThrones #WinterisOver #teamArya

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

@MattiHaapoja @CaseyNeistat I squint all the time but still hard to see. #AryaStark

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

Bring on spring!!!

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

@petermckinnon What do you look for in a great assistant? Asking for a friend....
#photostuff

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

@petermckinnon Hopefully Kansas City one day!

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

When @MattiHaapoja praises @FujifilmUS for having better autofocus the sony
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#winwin #mirrorless

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

Me: (starts twitter back up)
Me:(tweets some shit)
Me:.........
Also Me: Sorry, was doing something
#imback #hey

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

1st day of work: Tire blows out on the 435 in the height of traffic hour....

3rd Day: locks car keys in far....

COME ON! WORK BRAIN WORK!
#MOMDAYS #ALLWEEK #GETITTOGETHER
#FML #WOULDBEME

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

Walking through Price Chopper.
Me: found the honey
Wife: but a it's not free range
Me:.........stop, I can't anymore

#freethebees #pricechoper #thingsmywifesays

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

Hidden Talent Number Four:

Anytime and anyplace, I can nap on command . . .
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#teamnap #napsohard #hiddentalent #napskillzz

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Only 4 more days. #BackToTheMythicality #GMM

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

Hidden Talent Number Tres:

I can whistle while breathing in AND out . . .

#hiddentalent #whistling #talent #whatsup #comesinhandy #whatsyourtalent?

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

Hidden Talent Number 2:

I'VE BEEN TYPING IN ALL CAPS FOR SO LONG MY PHONE AUTOCORRECTS ANY WORD THAT ISN'T. . .

#ALLCAPS #HIDDENTALENT #AUTOCORRECT #WORDS

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

Hidden Talent number 1:
I can use a Porta John complelty blind.
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#addtomyresume #skills #hiddentalent

[Brandon Bowman @Squinty_Photog]

@Mr_GuyWayne @UCentralMO