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rise and toil for your good sir knight…he/him

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…mine tyrant’s son hath been struck with plague…as a result…our one-on-one meetings art cancelled…huzzah…

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@ifiwasawyrm …boo?…i thought thou was’t far more partial to the hiss, wyrm…

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…dungeons *and* dragons?…at the same time?…’tis far too much for my wits…

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…questing beast?…verily, good ser knight art a beast at questing…

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…i art not a leprechaun…merely short statured…i shall grow into this gambeson one day…hence…

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@ifiwasawyrm …trust a dragon to call a gelatinous cube “nice”…

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…i hath been trapped in a terrible pocket dimension of WORK and failed to acquire enough of the local currency TIME OFF to buy my passage home…

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@ifiwasawyrm …so few think to cast the practical divination spell “prenup”…

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@medievalmusings …prithee give thine squires the bones and they shall be dispatched posthaste…

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@DevotionOath …perchance if there was a fresh blanket by the gate thine squire would return…

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…the castle steward must cease laying glue traps…’twas half a day before one of the chambermaids found me…

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@graveghostie …tis why the proper place for a squire is the flank…farther from temptation…

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@DevotionOath …time to go out for a quest?…questing time?…prithee questing….

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@DevotionOath …put a tabard bearing thine heraldry on a scarecrow perhaps…

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@DevotionOath …verily thou art mine favorite good ser knight…

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@NecromancerSwag …most certainly good fellow…’tis a blessing to lighten my load…

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…prithee good ser knight…need we take every item from the treasure chest…there art a dozen scimitars in my pack already…

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@maidenlettering …and all this time the local village told tales of a cursed tower…

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@graveghostie …art freshly oiled and shall be buffed posthaste…

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NO ONE PROPERLY POLISHES ARMOUR ANYMORE!!! OILING IS A DYING ART!!!
RT IF THOU A TRUE OILER #OILEDUP