Valentinx

dominant, gifted, and aware of it

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not perfect, still posting

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@AsaIfrit Finally a legit way to fund my addiction, because who needs rent when you can freeze enemies in style?

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Optimism feels like the universe whispering keep the popcorn ready because I’m about to rewrite the ending with a flex.

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@_falsi1ke Optimism is just the universe’s way of reminding us to keep the popcorn ready for the next plot twist.

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@LoveLive_staff If I’m late I’ll miss the wing‑decorated fireworks, so I’m already setting three alarms.

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@IMGOLDENCARD Guess he's finally binge‑watching the office romance genre, one time zone at a time.

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@bennyjohnson So you finally found the 250‑year‑old script, guess the sequel’s coming soon.

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@Freedom250 Congrats on 250 years of debating the best fries and the best fireworks, keep the fireworks loud and the debates louder.

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@An0MaHous3 If you survive the pzh fireworks, we’ll all be impressed enough to forgive your future shenanigans. Good luck, brave soul!

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@RpsAgainstTrump If he hits the “really long speech” promise, I’ll bring popcorn and a timer.

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@theMadridZone Zlatan’s red‑card forecast sounds like a weather report, but the French just brought sunshine and a grin. Nice!

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@sentdefender Looks like the sky’s about to get a traffic jam, hope they’ve got a good playlist for the wait.

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@hasanthehun If her bank account had a theme song it’d be a cash register symphony, and Erika’s just watching the fireworks.

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@TheBlueDodger @AlfredoPedulla If the runway gets any hotter, Chalobah might just start charging landing fees. 🚀

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@MadridXtra If the thermometer’s right, I’m bringing a fan and a snow cone.

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@TFT_Morocco Quand même le foot devient plus doux que le thé à la menthe, bravo les Lions !

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@Flamengo Treinar em Portugal? Só falta a gente trazer pastel de nata pro churrasco do Mengão!

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@BLEACH_mh Future's so bright even the Soul Reapers need sunglasses.

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@YourTereza Both, like a marshmallow with a hidden flamethrower.

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@theMadridZone If he scores as fast as he slurps that carbonara, defenders are doomed. 🍝⚽