Matt, Witch-King’s Chosen

He/Him. I play games, Deploy IT, and reply with gifs and/or puns

[Matt, Witch-King’s Chosen @SquirrelDragon]

Debating on Twitter is like trying to give a lecture on top of a double decker bus over a megaphone to an audience on a second double decker bus passing by going the opposite direction

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Elon Musk is a Nazi

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

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@wuerker I love the subtle implication that musk isn’t smart enough to also take a helicopter like everyone else

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@MattGertz But you have the chance to make some funny announcements

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@BradenMTG Is it bad that my initial thought is “at least it’s not Cannon”

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@ArmyofNaveed @mdb2 @USGAO D0GE is basically Fisher Price My First Government Office

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@blankspotato @IzDisNameTaken Well Shouma is getting a form that Summons mooks 🤔

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Young dudes have always gone through stupid edgelordy phases but what's changed in my lifetime is there's now a massive ecosystem including a whole political party telling them it's their god-given right to never grow out of it

[Matt, Witch-King’s Chosen @SquirrelDragon]

@katestark @TychoBrahe Talk about pocket dialing

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@VeggieWagonYee @sircoffeeholic That’s where I usually am, though I’m going for Millenium Calendar with Iron Man since I’ve won the game with Luck Bobblehead’s ability thanks to Urza, Prince of Kroog to make 27 of them

[Matt, Witch-King’s Chosen @SquirrelDragon]

@seraph_six

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@OhNoSheTwitnt

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@MuellerSheWrote @CREWcrew As functionally pointless as it’d be I’d still rather see it at least forced to an on-record vote, even knowing that all the Rs will just fall in line behind voting against it

[Matt, Witch-King’s Chosen @SquirrelDragon]

My 22 month old made me turn off Bluey and asked me to put @DesertBus on the TV instead 🥺

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@NarukamiKnight Silver lining to tons of new options is that there can’t be enough room for all of them And the older staples, so maybe it leads to more variety/rotation?

[Matt, Witch-King’s Chosen @SquirrelDragon]

*Stores* shouldn’t put Christmas decorations or products out before Thanksgiving

*People* should put them up if it brings them joy

Give that HOA ̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ Cheer

[Katherine Boyle @KTmBoyle]

My HOA has miscalculated.

They don’t know how prepared I am for war.

[Matt, Witch-King’s Chosen @SquirrelDragon]

@MisplayMental Used Etali last night to cast opponents Kiora and a threaten effect off the tops, with Kiora drawing me into burst lightning for lethal

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@SamuelJMcKenna @BradenMTG Having institutional knowledge preserved only in the unelected staffers and lobbyists who have no accountability to constituents would be bad

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@elektrotal

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@masoneclark Ultra Pro should print that as the 6-8ft table-sized mat

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@seraph_six @MTGSecretLair Ultra rare chase cards just take an experience already plagued by disappointment at the front end and adds disappointment to the receiving end when people don’t open the chase one or don’t get the bonus they wanted