The Squirrel War

Messengers from the future here to tell of the Squirrel War & warn against Supreme Overlord Pence. For more info:

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

#TheGreatSquirrelWar is approaching. The Pence Regime has already started preparing. Are you prepared?

Follow us for Squirrel War updates. We are your only source for Squirrel War facts, truths, stories, and info.

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

Is he a Pence Loyalist who only hates Black Squirrels or is he against all Squirrels? #thesquirrelwar

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

Support the Red Squirrel Regime. #FoxAndFoes #BlackSquirrelSolidarity

[Dax Gigandet @Dax_Gigandet]

Let's play a game: Fill in the blank

I would rather ________________ than watch Fox News.

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

It has begun. The @barkbox Instagram has been overtaken by Pence loyalists.

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

It’s #MyTwitterAnniversary Or in other words, one year of enlightening the naive masses of Czar Michael Pence’s squirrel genocide. #resist

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

@CarlBeijer https://t.co/MeRAx0QudW

Also check out our stuff on evil Overlord Michael Pence and his war on Black Squirrels. While Squirrel equality is our true passion, we are also heavily interested in Unconventional Feminist Icons, or UFIs.

[Nutjob Johnny 🌹☮️🥜🐿️ @NutjobJohnny]

@SquirrelWar @SquirrelWestend Unlike some of those crazy bipeds, squirrels celebrate diversity for the unique gift each of us are able to contribute to squirrel society.

I join you in wishing Happy Holidays to all Squirrels.

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

Happy Holidays to all Squirrels. Don’t let Czar Pence tell you otherwise.

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

It will also block the Mexican red squirrel-led resistance front that has ferried thousands of Black squirrels to freedom.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The only way to stop drugs, gangs, human trafficking, criminal elements and much else from coming into our Country is with a Wall or Barrier. Drones and all of the rest are wonderful and lots of fun, but it is only a good old fashioned Wall that works!

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

Someone who shares his anti-Black Squirrel agenda, no doubt.

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Has anyone given any thought as to who Mike Pence’s running mate will be in 2020?

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

Pence Sympathizer.

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

Nice to hear @bastardspod mention @birdsarentreal in the recent episode. Would love to hear an episode focused on Supreme High Chancellor Pence and his war on Black Squirrels. #thesquirrelwar

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

This is likely due to the different Squirrel factions across America. Students in Supreme Overlord Pence’s strongholds will have more aggressive and hostile squirrels to contend with. #thesquirrelwar

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

1. did you attend a college with squirrels on campus
2. did people assert that your school’s squirrels were, in some way, different from most squirrels

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

Pence Regime propaganda. No Black Squirrels featured. It has begun. #thesquirrelwar

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

You should do a Twelve Days of Squirrel Activism Christmas focusing on bringing awareness to #thesquirrelwar and the sinister Overlord Pence.

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

“Lo, there sat 4 Squirrels, each with a different colored garment... As the leaves fell the four departments into the Oak with swift vigor to welcome all to the glory of the Squord.”

Squirevelations 4:12

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

Everyone please read this wonderful book by #EllieKemper. She went deep undercover into the Pence Grey Regime to expose their plans.

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

Pence Regime propaganda. No Black Squirrels featured. It has begun. #thesquirrelwar

[Secret Squirrel @ssquirrel007]

@SquirrelWar thanks for the reminder, really want to read this one. an important, relevant work, for sure.

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

Everyone please read this wonderful book by #EllieKemper. She went deep undercover into the Pence Grey Regime to expose their plans.

[The Squirrel War @SquirrelWar]

It’s #ElectionDay. Did you vote for the #PenceRegime or stand up for your Black Squirrel brethren? #SupportAllSquirrels #VoteOutTheTyrants 🐿 🇺🇸