Squirrels of IUP

Gossip Squirrel here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of IUP's undergrads.

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@joshreynoo don't worry my little acorn, I haven't forgotten about you! Just resting up for next semester :)

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Make sure to wish your mom a happy Mother's Day on Twitter where she's sure to see it.

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Congrats to all the humans graduating today! As for everyone else, rest up this Summer cause next semester we gonna get nutty.

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Happy Cinco De Drinko to all my hombres!

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Beautiful day today, you know what that means, tomorrow we'll have hail, lightning, an earthquake, and swarms of killer hornets.

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Turn down for nuts.

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I see a lot of people with hazy, red eyes. Has there been a rabies outbreak? I'm worried.

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Are there a lot of skunks out today?

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What kind of crazy ass bird laid this thing?!

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It's funny that tomorrow's religious celebration, known as Easter, is represented by rabbits, the horniest sluts in the animal kingdom.

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Mother Nature stop trying to make winter happen, it's NOT going to happen.

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My favorite show comes back tonight! #GameOfAcorns

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@IUP_Confessions @IUPStoner LOL! Hate to spoil the fun, humans, but that is a rabbit.

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For this April Fools' Day, I plan on sneaking into Foster's, lying on people's plates, and playing dead.

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@Melisshank yo, those ain't squirrels, girlfriend. Cute pic though!

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@SquirrelsofIUP are nuts to squirrels like beers are to humans? FUCKING AWESOME

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People make fun of squirrels because we lose acorns that we burry but humans lost a whole plane so...

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Kiss me and you'll get rabies.🍀

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Who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Squirrel.

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IUPatty's was nuts.