kurt kelly.

❛ 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒅𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒐. 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒊𝒕. ❜

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

⠀
⠀
⠀ 「 ❛ ʏᴇʟʟᴏ﹖❜ 」

⠀( ➸ ʜᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄᴀʟ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ
⠀⠀ ➙ ʟɪᴛ. ﹠ ᴅᴇꜱᴄ.
⠀⠀⠀ ➙ ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ﹠ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ
⠀⠀⠀➙ ᴀᴡᴇꜱᴏᴍᴇ ϙᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀʙᴀᴄᴋ
⠀⠀⠀ ➙ ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ )

♡ ﹢ ↻ ﹖

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

/ / fellas...

[— 𝑮𝒂𝒚𝒎𝒊𝒂𝒏 @gaypinkshirt]

// 5 RTs and @doritodyke will change her name on @gryffinerd to Shaffer for a week

just retweet, don’t ask question. it’s funny I promise.

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

/ / this makes me wanna makes an account for mpgis hhhh

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

/ / OH MY GOD, TRISHA AKJDJFJ

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

/ / god, mpgis is the shit

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

@HonoraryHeather i ain't no idiot >:/

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

not really. all of you guys are hot.

i don't give a shit if you're a plastic or a heather or a veronica. i just love hot women with power.

it's simple.

that cady chick is hot, too.

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

@HonoraryHeather hell yeah i do

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

hey so i'm Dumb

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

/ / THEY'RE ALL GIRLFRIENDS. THEY ARE ALL DATING EACH OTHER. YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

@WomanofWoe MAYBE

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

AAAHAHAHAHA

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

and what about it? they're still hot.

[𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 @rubrumreina]

You do realize they're practically watered down versions of us, right?

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

THIS ISN'T FUNNY OH MY FUCK

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

I THINK I'M GOING INSANE

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

GOD, SOMEONE HELP ME

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

THIS IS SERIOUS

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

I'M HAVING A CRISIS AND I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO

[kurt kelly. @SquirtKelly]

BIG HEADACHE OH OW