Ricky “Squirt” Riggins

Your sister’s mom’s favorite guy. 2008 Midwest Blindfolded Underhand Darts Runner-up. Perfect Highschool Reunion Attendance. Belly button Pierced.

[Ricky “Squirt” Riggins @SquirtRiggins]

Just said “hey love” to a black girl downtown. I don’t know who i’m feeling like, something must have gotten into me. My entire bloodline flashed before my eyes. #fortheloveofthegame

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“Squirt” Riggins signing out for the night. Good night america. ✌️

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@cheechandvaughn’s cousin just pulled a crazy 180. Guess you could say praise the lord.

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Just heard my buddy call his wife a “twat” and saw his kids run and hide behind the couch. Guess they have seen this movie before. #theyknowthedrill

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@JerryMcdonsi @cheechandvaughn Did her weight start with the amount of beers it takes me to start telling my wife she looked better before kids. #thedoghouse #couchsurfer

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@cheechandvaughn This guy gets it. #touchthetaco

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@JerryMcdonsi Should have pulled the old napkin trick. Pulled that on a girl at hooters. She is now my wife.

[Ricky “Squirt” Riggins @SquirtRiggins]

Cheers to sorority rush week all across the country. Drinking 6 beers as the thing most in common on my body count is sorority 6’s. #iftheresawilltheresaway #Rushweek #6sturninto8s

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@JerryMcdonsi Want to get matching Enes Kanter jerseys?

[Ricky “Squirt” Riggins @SquirtRiggins]

Anyone know any good local high school football games this friday?
Required criteria :
Hot Moms
Some boys who can play some damn good ball

Tryna do some recruiting both on and off the field.

#fnl #movethegoalposts

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Tops are getting shorter while boobs are getting smaller. What happened to the country i loved. #notalottolove

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@JerryMcdonsi Hard to be focused on the game when i’m trying to sneak into the student section. Colton won’t be the only one trying to score a touchdown. #settleforthepoints

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@JerryMcdonsi Looking good for 53! Let’s hit the college bars. #angelshot

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Hearing there’s some bad luck at Mall of America recently. Stick to your local chucky cheese. Might be able to bum some tickets off dylan’s mom at his 8th birthday party. #3beers

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@cheechandvaughn Not many of us can say we were banging hall of famers. Kudos Pal.

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