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@tweetballgame stats: hitting 28-99 (.283), 10 2B, 6HR, 19RBI, 18R, 5BB, 2HBP. Pitching 1-1, 13.2IP, 10K, 2BB, 14H, 7ER, 4.61ERA, 1.17WHIP

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It’s been a few days since Uvalde so here we go:
“Stay out of politics” “Stick to______” tweets like this really mean “the shooting is now mildly inconvenient to me as my favorite team/athlete/fan is tweeting about it and my inconvenience is more valuable than children’s lives.”

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@CHNsiders @CHN_AdamWodon @chnews question for the podcast. On this situation there are 4 HEA two seeds and UMass is a 3 seed. Does the committee put UMass and whoever in Manchester with BC? Or somewhere else?

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In 2017 I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks
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@chnews I think something is off with the Probability Matrix. Look at the AQ for the B1G

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That was a fumble. @MC_Athletics got screwed

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@ZACHISGOD @UMassAthletics They’ve given away bags like that at McGuirk before…

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Diamondbacks sleeve patch is cool. .@UMassBaseball should have a baseball with a tricorn hat on it in the same style.

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@howardherman @UMassHoops_com Kraft charged $0/game…

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BUFFALOLOLOLOLOLOL

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@Barstoolkato https://t.co/EcaVtpDKB8

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Bring out the brooms 🧹🧹🧹

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🍫🎃👻What’s better than a house that gives out full-size candy bars on Halloween? The house that gives out union-made candy! Don’t miss your chance to be the most popular stop on your block.

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I just checked this out. I’m a member of 3 libraries. One has 10 movies/month, one has 6, the third has infinite.

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PSA: There is an app called Kanopy that works with your public library card and lets you stream thousands of movies completely free. No ads. No limits.

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@MaroonMusket @mattengdahl That’s an excellent point. I’d be very interested in what the Men’s BB coach thinks.

I assume he’d give the political answer Kellogg gave when asked at the UMass club circa 2012: “I love the A-10 and hope we are in it forever.” But it would be really cool if I’m wrong

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@mattengdahl @MelWebster By the way, what happened head to head in 1998?

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@mattengdahl @MelWebster Sure. Out of 100 seasons UMass had the best two. We’re throwing out the other 98 years?

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@mattengdahl @MelWebster Sorry. 1 and a half game difference. Change one win to a loss and another to a tie and it’s exactly .500

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@mattengdahl @MelWebster Based on what? A 1 game difference over almost 100 years?

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@mattengdahl @MelWebster Head to head before either upgraded it was 36-33-2. Seems pretty even to me. Next.

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@mattengdahl @MelWebster App State was a way better program and is irrelevant to the question at hand. “Literally every team that UMass was better than or on the same level with in FCS has had success.” I’m wondering about the “better than” part of that quote. I question the existence of that program.

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@mattengdahl @MelWebster Better seasons sometimes. Not a better program.

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@mattengdahl @MelWebster And I asked who UMass was better than at FCS that is now better than UMass at FBS. James Madison does not qualify.