Squizz

Watching the LNP fart into a microphone whilst the media pretends it doesn't stink

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

A month after saying Australians are hurting from the cost of living crisis, Pauline Hanson thinks "lower class Australians - the ones who are not on high wages" already get enough help.

🤦

#ClassWarfare #auspol

[Aaron Smith @aaronsmith]

Eventually the media training fails, the talking points dry up, and someone asks how you’ll fix Labor’s spending by spending even more.

Jess Wilson hoped nobody would notice before the election.

Instead, her friendly chat with Neil Mitchell became a car crash.

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Tim Wilson lies about Labor spending - leaving out that the budget spends billions every year for health, education and pensions/welfare.

Jim Chalmers gives the shouting LNP a lesson "(They're) going after Medicare & pensions again. Because that's how they roll"

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Tim Wilson feigns ignorance when reminded that he'd been warned for constant interjections.

But he soon does it again🙄

The Speaker "Unbelievable" - and takes action to boot Wilson and the other slow learners in the LNP.

#auspol #qt

[Joe2: Woke & proud of it. @eatatjoe2]

@SquizzSTK Great timing Barnyard. #auspol https://t.co/UXWMvkM6sM

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

The LNP called for Jim Chalmers to be replaced, but Angus Taylor looks the most likely for that.

The Speaker "No Leader of the Opposition has behaved like that"

It's pathetic. The LNP have learned nothing from recent events because they only think about themselves.

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Dan Tehan continues to interrupt with a prop🙄

The Speaker "You've tried it all Question Time .. these tricks and stunts. I'm over it, and everyone's over it"

Give the clown show a rest, Dopey Dan.

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Barnaby Joyce wants to scrap the climate change department 🙄

Albanese says he'll back the science over One Nation, and Barnaby looks embarrassed when reminded that he supported renewables in government.

"He was right then, and he's wrong now"

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Angus Taylor tried to play tough on migration by using a Murdoch front page 🙄

Tony Burke calls out Angus after Labor agreed to a letter from him, but the LNP then voted against the legislation.

Angus copies One Nation, but is spineless when leadership is needed.

#qt #auspol

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

The LNP gotcha about golf club sewerage failed miserably, and they soon returned to shouting during answers.

The Speaker "It's not even funny .. We don't need snide remarks - just remember why we're here"

But the LNP have no idea. Just a clueless rabble now.

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Despite the LNP having almost no purpose, the pathetic Tim Wilson says Jim Chalmers should lose his job🙄

Albanese said they should worry about their own jobs given "Another senior Liberal MP has said the only joy is that the National Party would die before us"

#qt #auspol

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Angus Taylor and Ted O'Brien looked very guilty as Chris Bowen exposed them for trying to hide their own costings on removing fuel efficiency standards (which would cost motorists $600m).

#qt #auspol

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

The Speaker has heard it all, but Barnaby Joyce managing to get a sexual reference out of "kiss the ring" had the whole Parliament confused.

Even a collective of passed out drunks wouldn't want to see that ring, Barnaby🤦‍♂️

#qt #auspol

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Jim Chalmers withdrew calling a LNP MP a genius. Laughter as Dan Tehan was still upset😂

Chalmers explained the tax benefit for trusts isn't available for most people, and there have been calls to fix the unfairness for decades.

The genius interjects and is booted.

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

The LNP complain about taxes for the wealthy after voting against tax cuts for lower incomes🙄

Jim Chalmers "now we hear Josh Frydenberg wants to jack up the GST. And that rings a bell .. (Tim Wilson) called for a 20% GST"

Frydenberg or Wilson - it's the same shit.

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Jim Chalmers rejects the pathetic dog-whistling from the LNP "The Liberal Party's migration policy is determined by One Nation in the cockpit of a plane donated by a billionaire"

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Angus Taylor gave an unhinged screaming rant before question time.

Tony Burke "We are proudly a nation that has been built on immigration ... what we don't need is random dog-whistling"

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Tony Burke shreds Angus Taylor for his silence on the payment of neo-nazis to intimidate & stalk candidates (Labor, Green & Teal) at the last election.

It's now reported that the Dutton staffer who helped co-ordinate with the Brethren church works with Angus🙄

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

A smug Tim Wilson thinks he has a gotcha from a Labor backbencher, but as usual he's just a karaoke clown.

Jim Chalmers "I take my colleagues much more seriously than his colleagues take him"

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

The LNP failed to stop Tim Wilson's previous comments (complaining about lower interest rates) blowing up in their face again.

Jim Chalmers "And you made him Shadow Treasurer!!"

#auspol #qt

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Tim Wilson interjects again after being told twice to withdraw snarky remarks. Another pathetic performance - LNP MPs looked embarrassed.

Jim Chalmers after the hissy fit "It's the closest he gets to the microphone" (noting Wilson wasn't allowed a question today).

#auspol #qt