Joaquin Taco

Semi-retired culinarian. UNI grad, Hawk fan for life. Saw Koufax and Kershaw in person-IN PERSON!
Father of Sons, Wearer of chains, Often burnt.

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@ByPatForde "Pawwwwwl its Thornton from The Hamptons "

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@DavidEickholt How fortunate that technicals dont have the same carry over. "Damn"

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@speakeasytlkshw @EmmanuelAcho Dimwit

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@Puttforcash Juan Marichal
Clayton Kershaw

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@ZachLahn Happens every summer in Iowa. You'd know that if you lived there

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@AndreaE456 @Acyn Unlike the orange turd he doesn't mistakenly believe he's the smartest person in the room so he utilizes others to help him express his thoughts in reasonable speeches instead of hours long incoherent ramblings

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@000_three Won't see Bruce around here mo more

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@LADodgerfaninGA @DodgerBlue1958 I understand the frustration with Sasaki but Buehler would not have been the answer. Many better young arms have been and are currently in the system

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@JustBB_Media @MLB AL gonna play without a 2B thus year? Seems unfair

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@Puttforcash I just read this article and frankly his statements are preposterous. He writes as though the W was some highly successful league well before CCs arrival and that she is not defended any differently than others while financial results and video evidence proves otherwise

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KXnO Deja Vu, CyHawk First Round, Movie Drinking Scenes, and MORE: Murph & Andy (June 24, 2026) https://t.co/BnsU9vaJse

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@ScottDochterman It's the Ghanaian witch doctor puttin' bad juju on Harry Kane

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@HawleyMO @MLB As a resident of Missouri I have had to deal with this tool as my senator for a long while. Glad everyone else gets to see it too

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@Ourand_Puck Congratulations on your Orioles series win. As a Dodger fan however I am throughly embarrassed

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@AngelaBelcamino The day the orange goon came down the gaudy escalator to poison our country

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@HawkeyeElvis Legendary

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@_eli_crawford12 @DanWetzel @grok The point being few of those players carry CC's fan base or were as hot a commodity. Nike left years of money on the table

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@neubauer32 Ptetty sure you have all the intelligence of a kumquat

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@HidderSteven @HuesmannKyle The number was not retired after Kate graduated because she did not meet Iowa's criteria. To not assign certain impactful numbers for a period of time shows respect for the player who last wore it. While not required, the benevolence of the former player also shows respect

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@Obscurity1234 @CodifyBaseball @jaysonst We always said "million dollar talent
Ten cent brain"