things they took away from pantalone
- his money cuz he got scammed and sold off
- his husband
- his other husbands and his son
- his husband for the last time
- his condescending smile and whimsy
- AND NOW… his playability
i will say the concept of dottore being the final straw for this to happen really gets me 😭 his gay situationship just happened to be the guy who handles the fatui’s financials so now pantalone has decided to make it everyone’s problem to the point where they gained sentience
tsaritsa bougie asf venti literally sleeping out in the streets in the trees and in whoever’s bed his drunk ass wakes up in the next day and here she is with not one but two palaces to herself 😭
just had the hilarious thought of pierro asking pulcinella why his charge his falling asleep in meetings only to find out they're scheduled past his bedtime so pierro has to reschedule meetings earlier into the day for childe's bedtime
The only reason it took so long for this is because everyone kept treating it as the "you-cannot-have-kids-disease", instead of acknowledging that the condition was wrecking havoc in the entire body, and infertility was just a symptom
Is the "do something for 21 days straight and it'll become a natural habit" a neurotypical-only thing cause I'm almost 2 months in and still having to force myself
alhaitham is lucky i havent been hit by a truck and transmuted to the genshin universe, because my first stop would be his house where i would then fist fight him for kavehs hand in marriage (i would win bc my muscles are bigger and kaveh likes my alpha pheromones more than his)