SRDB Official

We have come here to force our beliefs on you, for they are the gospel truth and your ignorance cannot be tolerated. Sparkles Radiation Death Bullets is truth!

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@Crithitteam No, we hire people to sleep for us. We pay them in #redbull

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@Crithitteam I think they're trying to tell you something. #genitalmodifications #chode

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During the Running of the Bulls celebration, the bulls run from #FuriousB. #genitalmodifications #bullshit #parmesancheese #whatsfordinner

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#SRDB are huge fans of #classicaltheatre. Romeo and Juliet is their favorite romcom. #genitalmodifications #tildeathdousparty #aluminum #lol

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While recording, Mad Ricochet enjoys being rubbed down with room temperature butter. #genitalmodifications #smoothlikebutter #algebra #

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Every member of #SRDB has a bleached ass hole. #genitalmodifications #ladies #eatitlikegroceries #bleachedlife

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#MadRicochet once discovered a new element. He called it Ballsdeepium. #genitalmodifications #sciencebitch #eggplantparmesan #shart #rainbow

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Furious B once won #Jeopardy by going back in time and changing history to make every answer #genitalmodifications. #takethatalex #ThugLife

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Further, #SRDB officially announces recruiting a permanent Bassist and Drummer. Their identities will be revealed when we get around to it.

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On the morrow, #SRDB unites for rehearsal and to write for the new album. Officials advise avoiding windows. #explosion #pantyraid #sandals

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More #Srdb albums have been sold worldwide than there are people on earth. Expert scientists work around the clock to decipher the #mystery.

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#MadRicochet once #highfived a fan so hard that he was instantly incinerated. He then used his ashes for seasoning his steak. #erection #pie

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#FuriousB hires people to sleep for him. He pays them in #RedBull. #genitalmodifications #sleepwhenimdead #potatosalad #askjeeves #oopsipeed

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#SRDB use silverware made entirely of depleted #uranium at their dinner parties. When questiones, the replied #dinnerandashow. #YayDysentery

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#MadRicochet has rewritten every musical in history, except those on #Broadway. Broadway isn't ready to rock that hard. #genitalmodification

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#FuriousB can say #bendover in every language ever known, and 11 that aren't. #genitalmodifications #omnilinguistics #wheresmypants #pigeon

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The favorite dish of #FuriousB is a Turduckin. However he eats it while each bird is still alive, bones and all. #genitalmodification #yum

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#FuriousB rarely #masturabates. The last time he did, the result was the #Pompeii disaster. #genitalmodifications #moneyshot #mybad #sorry

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#MadRicochet gets a perfect score on #DDR everytime. He does this without moving whatsoever... #genitalmodifications #dancing queen #twerkin

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#SRDB at one time owned the majority shares of a major #condom company. They sold it to the Catholic church in the name of irony.