Sam Rimpel

life is a highway || drip or drown hoes ||

[✰ liss @lissdfwu]

“I dOn’T LiKe suBtiTleS” if you can’t read fast baby jus say that

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Fuck you, I’m from Texas.

[A @alicebrigs]

Does anyone else make up fake scenarios every night when they’re trying to sleep or do I need therapy

[ali @aliceandrxa]

how can you sleep with 1 pillow are you are an inmate

[phoenix @kissmyphoenix]

if i say “huh” like 7 times, don’t say nevermind. please don’t give up on me, i’m trying my best

[I Go By Giaa 🤸🏾‍♀️ @_GiaaNorman]

IDC how much of a rush I'm in... I'm not driving off till my Bluetooth connect 😭

[Claudius @xclaudius]

i can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said

[THE ORACLE @whoaitsyd]

curbs be in MY way if anything

[baby e @em6ly]

don’t use my slang anymore if we fell off

[safa @safaripark24]

He be killing people & still able to text back. Don’t settle for less ladies

[Red 💋 @Lscott__]

HE should have played Ted Bundy

[Jordan Daley @JDaley]

First rule of 2020 is to not dwell on what went wrong in 2019.

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

i'm trying to stop being mean but it's like yall have to stop being stupid first