Sruteesh Kumar

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[Sruteesh Kumar @SruteeshP]

Title sequences of KGF Franchise are by far the best title sequences I have ever seen

[Tejas @iTejasJagtap]

🗣️ : One dialogue can't offend feminists.

Meanwhile, the dialogue :

[Sruteesh Kumar @SruteeshP]

Navvi navvi kallallo neellu occhesaai baabooi

[🤙🏻😎 @Ntr1166177]

Life without trolls

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

"Any job is a woman's job."

Meanwhile,

Military – 95% men
Firefighters – 97% men
Coal miners – 95% men
Ship captains – 96% men
Welders – 94% men
Truck drivers – 90% men
Construction workers – 92% men
Oil rig workers – 96% men
Fishermen – 97% men
Surgeons – 82% men
Engineers – 89% men
Loggers – 95% men
Roofers – 97% men
Brick masons – 96% men
Heavy equipment operators – 91% men

Women love office jobs with air conditioning and highways.

Remove diversity hiring and women's reservation and see how women really want to work the same jobs as men.

[Humanity First @Atomsmade]

God abandons these trillions of galaxies to focus on humans on Earth, which is just a grain of sand in its own galaxy. Religion is for kids!

[Sruteesh Kumar @SruteeshP]

Many people using git don't even know that they can switch to a random commit of the repository

[yatharth ༺༒༻ @AskYatharth]

the mental model of git that GitHub gives is completely at odds with how git works

GitHub makes people think in terms of branches and diffs. whereas all that exists in git is commits

[Sruteesh Kumar @SruteeshP]

33 in a single set (Achieved it just today)

[Druggist @thedruggist007]

Drop your max push-ups below. Let’s see who’s lying 😂.

Mine is 100 at a go, what about yours ?

[Sruteesh Kumar @SruteeshP]

KGF-1

[Bollywood Box Office @Bolly_BoxOffice]

Best climax ever? 🤯🔥

[Legend Prabhas 🇮🇳 @CanadaPrabhasF5]

No hero.
No villain.

Just a car seat that will make your skin crawl with goosebumps!

[𝙍𝙐𝘽𝘼𝙉 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙃 @Mr_movieholic]

Biggest flex?
No girl can ever say,he texted me first!

[Sruteesh Kumar @SruteeshP]

Ee thought ela occhindhi raa asalu 🤣

[Netflix India @NetflixIndia]

when you are lying and bro starts adding details

[Sruteesh Kumar @SruteeshP]

Context?

[Bollywood Box Office @Bolly_BoxOffice]

#ShahRukhKhan can’t be compared with anyone. His legacy alone is bigger than many superstars. He is the one who truly put Indian Cinema on the global map.

For the first time in history, an Indian actor stood shoulder to shoulder with Hollywood’s biggest names. Even international media calls him the “biggest movie star in the world.”

@iamsrk — a name that defines fame. A legacy that defines Indian Cinema. 🫡

[Kalyan Kuts 〽️ ᴿᴱᴮᴱᴸᵂᴼᴼᴰ @pavank_2707]

Adhi Fauji oo Sabji oo kaadhandi, Fauzi. Ante soldier ani.. @sushaaanthh

[Sruteesh Kumar @SruteeshP]

Themistocles ........

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD___]

If you’re really good at English, start a sentence with “Them”.

[Sruteesh Kumar @SruteeshP]

Vidhi chethi vaatam, aa rathiri rendu sangatanulu jarigay! Aa prantham puttindhi, athanu puttadu

GOOSEBUMPS

[srikanth🥛 @srikanthlawliet]

Maa thammudu di MS ayipoyindi 6 months nundi job search chesthunadu Data Analyst meda Chicago lo, calls em ravadamledu, emana referral as a fresher unte chepandi koncham.
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[Sruteesh Kumar @SruteeshP]

Prashanth Neel cooked KGF-1 so well that it is giving the same high even now

[sakhiyee @sakhyiee]

There is a MEN somewhere right now who has no Girlfriend .
No calls.
No texts.
Just by himself, and on his phone.
How are you doing, love?

[Karthik Reddy @SainmaKarthik]

Betrayal of the year, entha marchipodham anukuna avatley 😭😭😭