White Girls

can you not?

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"If you don't eat you'll look emaciated"
- exactly #nycproblems

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Huge shoutout to @pedialyte for not only what they do for sick toddlers but also for helping me with my chronic hangovers #MVP

[White Girls @SryNotSryImBad]

When you've been out drinking all night & just wanna go home but there's no cabs & Uber is surging the fuck outta you

[White Girls @SryNotSryImBad]

I just need to see what @SouthrnFratGent looks like... https://t.co/3gCB65SKHw

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It's obvious... If your child has a bowl cut past the age of 5, he's going to torture animals and kill innocent people

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Shoutout to @KimKardashian and @kanyewest for getting married on Memorial Day weekend and making everything about them! #kimyeforever

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On #tinder dates like...

[White Girls @SryNotSryImBad]

"I'm postin up".... But what does that even mean? #shitwhitegirlssay

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I'll take that table, minus the Jewish dad b

[White Girls @SryNotSryImBad]

Houston 'Lanta Vegas - I love Drake so much #shitwhitegirlssay

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Everyone is getting engaged and getting married and I'm still over here swiping right...

[White Girls @SryNotSryImBad]

I can't take anyone seriously who graduates from college and still goes back to party there...

[White Girls @SryNotSryImBad]

Did we match on tinder? #collegein5words

[White Girls @SryNotSryImBad]

Is there any extra credit? #collegein5words

[White Girls @SryNotSryImBad]

Where is the nearest @ChipotleTweets #collegein5words

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I could do this shit forever...

[White Girls @SryNotSryImBad]

Are you on birth control? #collegein5words

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Bitch better have my money #collegein5words @rihanna

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Throw up, you'll feel better #collegein5words