Samantha

Professional hand model, DM for more information. serious inquires only. No I do not do porn.

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

I cry a lot for someone void of emotion towards others.

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

Women are not doing well and I have to have some stuff done.

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence

"Women are..."

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

Back of twitter heard we are fighting @elonmusk

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

When I was a kid I thought the long vampire fangs were hollow and had holes in the end that they drank blood through like straws

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

If the dinosaurs had feathers, wouldn’t there be some type of evidence of giant feathers somewhere?

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

@aliensheinc I found a few things and several of your pictures on google images. Idk it may be because I am linked to you?? But found nothing on myself...

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

Weird things is 2021. Due to the panorama, there is now a ketchup packet shortage.

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

First oddity I saw at the @OdditiesExpo was my ex boyfriend. 🤢

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

Over heard at Target:
Man: you know what also has a lot of flavor?...... P😸ssy..... Sir we are at church!

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

@aliensheinc @ahopefulthought Lowe’s has a bunch of different sized and shape ones

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

@aliensheinc @ahopefulthought What about just a vintage bulb??

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

@aliensheinc Sometimes running to Walmart in your pajamas for a bottle of wine is therapeutic.

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

If you need to insult someone... “You are a broken tampon applicator.”

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

@aliensheinc @ahopefulthought Put me on the list!

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

@aliensheinc If it’s important they will call back.

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

@CorriisaBAMF Is there more information? What if the rest of us are doing it wrong as well.

[Brandon’s Lobby @BrandonTarot]

Distance yourself from negative energy

[Samantha @Ssaamaannthaa]

“When I see a group of white men it makes me uncomfortable.” @aliensheinc Facts

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

We told you to stop at 2012

- the mayans

[Brandon’s Lobby @BrandonTarot]

If you’re reading this, you will accomplish every goal & dream you have.