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Annual Home Inspector ;)

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hungover af @ MCDs in Barcelona, cryin to new OR album & eating a delicious Korean spicy chicken sandwich…wondering why my ex wasn’t braver and also why MCDs in AMERICA (aka heart of the EMPIRE) can’t try harder to not taste like shit…

some mysteries will never b solved ig

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White ohio oomf just tried raita for the first time and remarked “it kinda tastes like ranch”

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Jessa from Girls:

[audrey @phlegmme]

The optimal relationship strategy for women is to date a DJ when you're 20 and date a graphic designer when you're 21 and marry a san francisco tech billionaire when you're 22 and get divorced when you're 23 and date a fat guy who rides a unicycle around town when you're 24

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I told Oomf “imagine Dua Lipa on Honeymoon” and he (?) goes like “wait she’s collabing with Lana” kys gay guys kys

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

everything feels like thinking the stripper likes me

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@samediii_ Pls do it diva

[Charli @charli_xcx]

wait…. i miss pink diamond…. maybe i need to start playing her again…

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Me carrying at Wire by Sunday evening, rolling around on the bean bags:

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

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@samediii_ Wrong take delete this

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@samediii_ Alexa, play Kyoto by Phoebe Bridgers

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Did any of my oomfs remember Pinocchio wears a pink thong in Shrek 2!??

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One of my oomfs non-verbal hour 6 into the trip after someone mentions Kylie Minogue:

Can you play Kylie Fever Tour Extended version on YouTube?

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@samediii_ This is so unethical of him like 😭

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Oklu x Ninajirachi tour could have been “Ok Computer” tour 😭

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@samediii_ 👀

[ONLY POEMS @onlypoemsmag]

Anaïs Nin

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Can someone pls make a Mother Marry x My Tears Ricochet EDIT PLSSSS

[Kae ‎‎‎ @Jolly_Blaziken]

This week's vibe

[gods strongest shrimp @ifrydarice]

just saw a mid white guy reading a book #crush

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Not Charli beating Beyoncé to ACT III 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Charli xcx graces the cover of British Vogue.