Sssnake Man

DWN 022, Your #1 robot herpetologist!

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Hello parody Twitter. I come bearing infrequent sssnake facts and opinionsss that litterally nobody asked for!

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• Fire Man for @Rajalikelime

• Torch Man for @FL4MINGSP1RIT

• Copy Man for @Santiagobioinfi

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Here are the lassst three requested robot masssters!

(Sorry they took so long, I fell down some stairsss and really banged up my wrist. Ol' Wily got me all patched up, but he sure took his time...)

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@hardman_020 I sure wouldn't be opposed to it! I alwaysss feel a little bad when I have to blow up my sssearch sssnakes...

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Today’s sssnake of the day is… The Equatorial spitting cobra!

As its name implies, this sssnake defends itself by 'spitting' venom through holes in the front of its fangsss. They can hit a moving target's eye with 90% accuracy up to five feet away!

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@B4ssBust3r I mean... Have you TRIED spitting venom into his eyesss? Maybe the cobra knowsss what's up?

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@Sh00tNbl0ck Asimov, I LOVE not being problematic!

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@Sh00tNbl0ck . . . . Should I be worried?

[soy maetel @maetellica_mae]

little sleepy toad man

#megaman

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@GundhamTan80767 @novax1029 Eeeeew...

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@DR1FTNBYT3Z //Oh shoot, sorry! That should be fixed now!

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Did a little research, and she is a golden tortoise beetle. I love the little clear partsss of her wings too!

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Took a walk to maybe find some toadsss today, and instead I found this GOLDEN beetle?? I didn't know they came in gold where I live!?

(Blurry photo cause he was SUPER tiny)

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@MatthewPTaranto Woohoo!!

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YESSS, I've made it into the book!!! I can believe it, how awes- WHAT ARE THOSSSE??

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@B4ssBust3r Ooh, an excuse to post this:

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Jokesss aside, I cannot wait for my copy to arrive!!

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@blandTYPEG0 Mega Man equivalent of Jesusss liking your post

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@N0iseCrush @mambobeez2 Okay, so thisss wasn't supposed to be made into such a big deal...

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Today’s sssnake of the day is… The king rat snake!

Members of this species are know to grow up to nearly eight feet long! As a resssult, they are a major part of the Chinese snake skin trade, and are alssso the mossst common sssnake found in resssteraunts.